"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
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Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
"I told your parents I would convert."
"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."
A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
Tags:bat, bats, pizza, pizzas, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizzeria, pizzerias, upside-down, inverted, invert, inverts, dough, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, bread, breads, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, gravity, physics, roost, roosts, roosting, italian, italian food, italian foods, biology, biologist, biologists, design flaw, design flaws, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences
Tags:bat, bats, hero, heroes, super hero, superheroes, superhero, super heroes, bat man, word play, play on words, bug, bugs, night, nights, insect, insects, creepy, creepy crawly, animal, animals, animal joke, literal, literal humor, literal humour, thanks, thank, thank you, grateful, gratitude, job, jobs, hard work, hard working, insectivores, insectivore, pest control, infestations, infestation, plagues, plague
"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."
Tags:parent, parents, parental pressure, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, distraction, distractions, weak point, weak points, weakness, kid, kids, family life, family-life, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, batter, batters, batting, bat, bats, unsporting, unsportsmanship, sportsmanship
"You there - shoo!"
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Bat in the closet
"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."
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"Uh-oh, the piñata's got the bat now."
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."
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"I have nothing on my radar, Claudia, but you and a bunch of bugs."
"You're not too big for me to use this!"
An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.
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"I'll need a guano specimen."
Tags:bat, bats, superhero, superheroes, checkup, checkups, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, stool sample, stool samples, sample, samples, bowel movement, bowel movements, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, specimen, specimens, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes
"Too little, too late, Pal."
Tags:bat, bats, face mask, face masks, ppe, personal protective equipment, reopening, reopen, reopened, reopening america, reopening the uk, ending lockdown, easing lockdown, lifting lockdown, stop the spread, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis
Fairy tales in pandemic time.
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, pandemic, pandemics, covid, covid-19, coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic time, quarantine, quarantining, dragon, dragons, rapunzel, bat, bats, princess, princesses, plait, plaits, long hair, banjo, banjos, sing, sings, singing, story, stories, tower, towers, trapped, locked
Vampire sees 'keep off the grass sign' so turns into bat and flies.
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"You have white nose syndrome."
Tags:bat, bats, medical, medical diagnosis, diagnosis, disease, ailment, ailments, medical room, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, gp, sickness, sick, syndrome, white nose, white nose syndrome, check up, superhero, superheroes, comic, comics, comic books, chiropterologist, chiropterologists, chiropterology
Batman and Reuben
"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."
Tags:tie clip, tie clips, tie, ties, father, fathers, father's day, fathers day, dad, dads, bat, bats, tie tack, tie tacks, gravity, inverted, upside down, flip, flipped, inconvenience, inconveniences, men's fashion, parent, parents, gift, gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, present, presents, accessory, accessories, nuisance, nuisances
"I am the walrus!"
Tags:walrus, walrusses, walruses, identity crisis, identity crises, ancient greek civilisation, ancient greek civilization, lost identity, confuse, confused, confusion, confusions, lost, superhero, superheroes, bat, bats, song, singer, artist, musician, musicians, music lover, music lovers, music, comic, comic book, comic books, gladiator, gladiators, greek, greeks, tusk, tusks
"Pretend you're a bat, and trust me, they'll stay far away!"
Tags:bat, bats, turkey, turkeys, trust, trusts, disguise, disguises, disguised, disguising, stay away, stays away, staying away, stayed away, thanksgiving, thanksgiving holiday, thanksgiving holidays, holiday season, holiday seasons, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, corona, covid, virus, viruses, pandemic, scared, scares, scaring, scare