Battle Cartoons

"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC24199
High Res:
1572x1360 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
caveman, cavemen, rock, rocks, stone, stones, difference, differences, war, wars, warring, battle, battles, battling, perspective, sense of perspective, settle differences, settling differences, argument, arguments, mature, maturity, immature, immaturity, fight, fights, fighting, testosterone, advanced civilization, advanced civilizations

"Nano a Nano"

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
Search ID:
CC122466
High Res:
5000x4532 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nano, nano particle, nano particles, micro particle, micro particle, micro particles, particle, particles, collision, particle collision, science, medicine, technology, fight, one-to-one, one to one, man-to-man, man to man, mano a mano, mano-a-mano, confrontation, contest, competition, battle, showdown, combat, wordplay, pun

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC39764
High Res:
1952x2666 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
godzilla, kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, talking animal, talking animals, actor, actors, big budget, budget, exec, executive, executives, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, box office, flop, box office flop, box-office, entertainment, failure, failed, battle, battled, argue, argued, antagonise, antagonise, threaten, threatened, versus, vs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, hollywood, director, directors, producer, producers, sales, profit, profits, overwhelm, overwhelmed, gang up, ganged up

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC139492
High Res:
3055x2505 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
swan, swans, duck, ducks, goose, geese, aggressive, bread, bread crumbs, park, lake, bread crumb, parks, lakes, threatening, stealing, mugging, attacking, feeding, unexpected, warrior, fight, fighting, fights, plunder, warriors, armor, armored, weapons, spikes, spike, armed, armour, armoured, master, masters, aggressor, aggressors, battle, battles, battling

"We're going to have to start drafting people."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC123548
High Res:
3290x3959 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
volunteer, volunteers, army, arms, armies, military, militaries, recruit, recruits, army draft, military draft, conscription, national service, conscripted, campaign, campaigns, militarize, militarise, soldier, soldiers, enlist, enlisting, draft, drafting, forced draft, war, wars, battle, battles, march, marching, napoleon, france, french, manpower, under-supplied, under supplied, force, forced, fail, failed, failure, tactic, tactics, napoleonic wars

"We're going to have to start drafting people."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC123548
High Res:
3290x4676 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
volunteer, volunteers, army, arms, armies, military, militaries, recruit, recruits, army draft, military draft, conscription, national service, conscripted, campaign, campaigns, militarize, militarise, soldier, soldiers, enlist, enlisting, draft, drafting, forced draft, war, wars, battle, battles, march, marching, napoleon, france, french, manpower, under-supplied, under supplied, force, forced, fail, failed, failure, tactic, tactics, napoleonic wars

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC143061
High Res:
5700x4262 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
spat, spats, argument, arguments, argue, arguing, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, royal, royals, royalty, divine right, divine right of kings, war, wars, warring, fight, fights, fighting, overreaction, overreact, overreacting, medieval, chivalry, chivalrous, insult, insulting, insults, insulted, toxic masculinity, army, armies, battle, battles, battling, petty, petty dispute, pettiness

Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC44158
High Res:
2388x3081 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
comic, comics, comic strip, food, foods, fruit, fruits, honeydew, melon, melons, fraught, awkward, argument, arguments, row, rows, pointless, food wars, pepper, peppers, green peppers, foodie, foodies, preference, prefer, preferred, stuck in the middle, awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward position, difficult position, catch-22, catch twenty two, battle, battles, fight, fights, domestic, domestics, insult, insults, insulting, insulted

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC121245
High Res:
3000x3001 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ticket, tickets, concert, concerts, ticket queuing, ticket camping, camping for tickets, camping, ticketing, queue, exaggerated, satire, theatre, theater, theatres, theaters, army, armies, conflict, battle, battles, encamp, encamped, military, obsessive, obsessed, desperate

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC124848
High Res:
7369x6778 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, raiding, less talking more raiding, battle, battles, axe, axemen, axeman, mess, messes, messy, grocery store, store, stores, groceries, food, foodie, foodies, plunder, plunders, plundered, plundering, pillage, pillaged, pillaging, pillages, supermarket, supermarkets, food store, corner shop, shop, shopper, shopping, customer, customers, historical, reference, historical reference, time, time skip, culture, culture clash, clash, clashed

"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC125442
High Res:
3246x2524 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, bow and arrows, native american, american indian, american indians, native americans, native, natives, flaming arrow, flaming arrows, fire arrow, fire arrows, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, battle, fight, fights, shoot, shooting, shoots, kill, killing, weapon, weapons, weaponry, war, wars, west, wild west, old west, westward expansion, shoot, shooting, shoots

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32722
High Res:
2200x1804 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, fight, fights, fighting, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, money, budget, budgeting, finance, finances, savings, saving money, financial planning, family, families, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, service, essential service, essential services, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, liquor, alcoholism, drinking problem, alcohol problem, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, impasse, impasses, stalemate, stalemates, deadlock, deadlocks, battle, husband vs. wife, decision, decisions, important decisions, financial decisions

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC35822
High Res:
4368x3560 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, war, wars, warfare, battle, battles, war zone, war zones, destruction, destroyed, explosion, explosive, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, insensitive, insensitivity, indifferent, callous, uncaring, unkind, start, begin, trigger, triggers, anger, angry, upset

"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC70314
High Res:
2000x1543 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
politician, politicians, politics, political, election, elections, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, political party, political parties, primary election, primary elections, general election, general elections, governing, governance, political platform, political platforms, political position, political positions, pillage, pillager, pillages, plunder, plunderer, plunderers, barbarian, barbarians, attack, attacks, war, wars, siege, sieges, battle, battles, invasion, invasions, invade, moderate, moderation, political moderate, political moderates

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB401011
High Res:
2565x3623 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
military, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, enemy, enemies, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, war zone, war zones, fighting, battle, battles, fight, fights, shooting, bombing, weaponry, weapon, weapons, modern warfare, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, tank, tanks, bomb, bombs, missile, missiles, nuclear warhead, nuclear warheads, destroyed, destruction

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC30670
High Res:
1986x2126 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
history, historical, medieval, holy land, holy war, crusade, crusades, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, off to war, going to war, going to battle, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, battle, battles, religion, religious, wife, wives, husband, husbands, missing, crying, weeping, sad, relationship, relationships, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, ldr, ldrs, l.d.r., l.d.r.s, lord, lords, lady, ladies, king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, find something to do, interest, interests, personal crusade, personal crusades, campaign, campaigns, movement, movements, going away, long trip, long trips, business trip, business trips

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC38204
High Res:
4338x3687 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, boy, boys, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, tantrum, tantrums, terrible twos, testing, battle, battles, doing battle, war, wars, warfare, fight, fights, fighting, arguing, argument, arguments, conflict, conflicts, anger, angry, upset, psychology, misbehaving

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC32456
High Res:
3160x2935 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, baby names, name, names, naming, first name, first names, forename, forenames, last name, last names, family name, family names, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, pregnant, pregnancy, battle, battles, battling, disagreement, disagreements, new parents, modern parents, modern parenthood, modern life

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC134286
High Res:
4614x3361 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crusade, crusades, crusader, crusaders, battle, historical, historically, feudal, feudalism, peasant, peasants, soldier, soldiers, medieval, warrior, warriors, siege, sieged, sieges, battle, battles, march, marches, marching, vanguard, visgoth, visgoths, goth, goths, the goths, europe, european history, wild card, wild cards, mercenary, mercenaries, game theory, game theories, hired, hire, for money, war, wars

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC77724
High Res:
1846x1512 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
astrologer, astrologers, astrology, invade, invades, invading, invasion, invasions, norman, normans, horoscope, horoscopes, luck, good luck, war, wars, warring, warfare, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, argue, argues, arguing, battle, battles, battling, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, start a war, starting a war, england, united kingdom

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Artist:
Borchart, David
Search ID:
CC138518
High Res:
2836x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
paul revere, paul revere's ride, enry wadsworth longfellow, battles of lexington and concord, american war of independence, revolutionary war, american revolutionary war, american history, us history, u.s. history, patriot, patriots, battle, battles, battle of lexington, battle of concord, redcoat, redcoats

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Artist:
Woodman, Bill
Search ID:
CC36123
High Res:
3029x4220 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
invent, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, toaster, toasters, catapult, catapults, war, wars, battle, battles, battlefield, battlefields, castle, castles, medieval, middle ages, attack, attacking, attacked

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC142311
High Res:
3045x4059 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
battle, historical, historically, feudal, feudalism, peasant, peasants, soldier, soldiers, medieval, warrior, warriors, siege, sieged, sieges, siege ladder, ladder, ladders, mold, molds, moldy, mould, moulds, mouldy, retreat, retreats, retreating, care, home, new home, clean, cleaning, cleanliness, cleaning service, cleaning services, maintenance, maintenance man, war, wars, excuse, excuses, sick, ill, sickness, get well soon

Pram Joust

Artist:
Cambon, Michel
Search ID:
CX305110
High Res:
3063x2096 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pushchair, pushchairs, push-chair, push-chairs, push chair, push chairs, buggy, buggies, pram, prams, joust, jousts, jousting, jouster, jousters, jousting tournament, jousting tournaments, parent, parents, parenthood, family life, kid, kids, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, knight, knights, battle

"AAAAALLLLL RIIIGHT!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC37530
High Res:
3257x5192 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
art, artist, artists, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, punk, punks, rocker, rockers, youth, paint, painting, paintings, painter, painters, museum, museums, violent, violence, war, wars, history, historic, historian, historians, massacre, massacres, roman, romans, battle