Battle Cartoons

"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."

"Nano a Nano"

"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."

"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."

"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"Here's the deal: we call the shots when your're young, you call the shots when we're old, and everything in between is a non-stop battle for control."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

"Have a safe trip!"

"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."