"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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"Nano a Nano"
Tags:nano, nano particle, nano particles, micro particle, micro particle, micro particles, particle, particles, collision, particle collision, science, medicine, technology, fight, one-to-one, one to one, man-to-man, man to man, mano a mano, mano-a-mano, confrontation, contest, competition, battle, showdown, combat, wordplay, pun
"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, rock, rocks, stone, stones, difference, differences, war, wars, warring, battle, battles, battling, perspective, sense of perspective, settle differences, settling differences, argument, arguments, maturity, immature, immaturity, fight, fights, fighting, testosterone, advanced civilization, advanced civilizations
"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."
Tags:ancient greece, greece, greek, ancient greek, alexander the great, historical figure, historical figures, history, historical, war, wars, military, conflict, conflicts, combat, fighting, complicated, complex, difficult, world domination, conqueror, conquerors, conquering, politics, government, governments, taking over, battle, battles, warrior, warriors
"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
Tags:fife, flute, drum and flute, drums, drum, flutes, military band, military, instrument, instruments, wind instrument, wind instruments, guns, gun, gun fight, battle, battles, war, wars, you don't bring a knife to a gunfight, word play, play on words, thirteen colonies, 13 colonies, colonies, colonials, colonial war, revolutionary war, revolution, soldier, soldiers, unprepared, unprotected, defenceless, defenseless, history, historical
"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
Tags:military, general, generals, armed forces, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, pilot, pilots, airforce, air force, war, wars, battle, battles, havoc, mayhem, bad planning, bad idea, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, uniform, uniforms, operation plan, combat, presentation, presentations
"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, manager, managers, symposium, symposiums, meeting, meetings, conference, conferences, convention, conventions, out of hand, out-of-hand, out of control, out-of-control, military, warzone, warzones, warfare, war, wars, battle, battles, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, firing, shooting, ducking, hiding, violent, violence, disagreement, disagreements, conflict, conflicts, bullet, bullets, office, offices, office life
"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."
Tags:hacker, hackers, firewall, firewalls, digital security, online security, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, anti virus, anti-virus, anti virus software, anti-virus software, defences, poor defence, battle, battles, leader, leaders, ruler, rulers, security, no security, bad security, attack, attacks, cyber criminal, cyber criminals, cyber attack, cyber attacks, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."
Tags:politician, politicians, politics, political, election, elections, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, political party, political parties, primary election, primary elections, general election, general elections, governing, governance, political platform, political platforms, political position, political positions, pillage, pillager, pillages, plunder, plunderer, plunderers, barbarian, barbarians, attack, attacks, war, wars, siege, sieges, battle, battles, invasion, invasions, invade, moderate, moderation, political moderate, political moderates
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
Tags:navy, royal navy, sailor, sailors, soldier, soldiers, war, wars, battle, battles, sea battle, sea battles, battleship, battleships, captain, captains, armed forces, military, militaries, officer, officers, infantry, military service, naval officer, order, orders, swabbing, swabbing the deck, futile, futility, oblivious, unfazed, wwii, world war ii, ww ii, world war, world wars
"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, boy, boys, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, tantrum, tantrums, terrible twos, testing, battle, battles, doing battle, war, wars, warfare, fight, fights, fighting, arguing, argument, arguments, conflict, conflicts, anger, angry, upset, psychology, misbehaving
"Here's the deal: we call the shots when your're young, you call the shots when we're old, and everything in between is a non-stop battle for control."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, raising kids, raising children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, young adults, youth, adults, adult kids, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, elderly parent, elderly parents, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, age, ages, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, war, wars, warfare, battle, battles, control, power, power struggle, powers struggles, life
Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives
Tags:kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, talking animal, talking animals, actor, actors, big budget, budget, exec, executive, executives, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, box office, flop, box office flop, box-office, entertainment, failure, failed, battle, battled, argue, argued, antagonise, antagonise, threaten, threatened, versus, vs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, hollywood, director, directors, producer, producers, sales, profit, profits, overwhelm, overwhelmed, gang up, ganged up
"The British are coming. Just sayin'."
Tags:paul revere, paul revere's ride, enry wadsworth longfellow, battles of lexington and concord, american war of independence, revolutionary war, american revolutionary war, american history, us history, u.s. history, patriot, patriots, battle, battles, battle of lexington, battle of concord, redcoat, redcoats
A workman holds up a stop sign while a war occurs.
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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
Tags:crusade, crusades, crusader, crusaders, battle, historical, historically, feudal, feudalism, peasant, peasants, soldier, soldiers, medieval, warrior, warriors, siege, sieged, sieges, battle, battles, march, marches, marching, vanguard, visgoth, visgoths, goth, goths, the goths, europe, european history, wild card, wild cards, mercenary, mercenaries, game theory, game theories, hired, hire, for money, war, wars
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, holy land, holy war, crusade, crusades, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, off to war, going to war, going to battle, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, battle, battles, religion, religious, wife, wives, husband, husbands, missing, crying, weeping, sad, relationship, relationships, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, ldr, ldrs, l.d.r., l.d.r.s, lord, lords, lady, ladies, king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, find something to do, interest, interests, personal crusade, personal crusades, campaign, campaigns, movement, movements, going away, long trip, long trips, business trip, business trips
"Stop it! You're killing me!"
"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"
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"Have a safe trip!"
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"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, baby, babies, baby names, name, names, naming, first name, first names, forename, forenames, last name, last names, family name, family names, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, pregnancy, battle, battles, battling, disagreement, disagreements, new parents, modern parents, modern parenthood, modern life
"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."
Tags:arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, bow and arrows, native american, american indian, american indians, native americans, native, natives, flaming arrow, flaming arrows, fire arrow, fire arrows, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, battle, fight, fights, shoot, shooting, shoots, kill, killing, weapon, weapons, weaponry, war, wars, west, wild west, old west, westward expansion, shoot, shooting, shoots