"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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pickup line, pickup lines, chat up line, chat up lines, chatting up, vain, vanity, superficial, superficiality, attractive, attractiveness, cocktail party, cocktail parties, fit, fitness, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, working out, workout routine, workout routines, beach, beaches, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, los angeles, la, l.a., model, models, modeling, modelling, single life, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, beach bar, beach barsMan takes beach vacation at home.
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holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, beach vacation, beach vacation, beach holiday, beach holidays, tv, tvs, television, televisions, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, beach, beaches, second best, supplement, supplements"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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date, dating, first date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, hamptons, long island, new york, upper class, fancy, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, wealthy, wealthy people, rich, rich people, traffic, traffic jam, bumper to bumper, holiday traffic, summer traffic, beach, beaches, expensive, flashy, bad traffic, hamptons traffic, new york traffic, long island traffic, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, holiday, holidays"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, consturction, house flipping, house flipper, flipping, flip it, flipper, fixer upper, invest, investment, property ladder, real estate, realtor, realtors, sale, sales, architecture, architect, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, childA woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
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beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, tattoo, tattoos, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, tattoo shop, tattoo shops, tattoo parlor, tattoo parlors, tattoo parlour, tattoo parlours, tattooist, tattooists, tattooed, tats, tat, hygiene, unhygienic, hepatitis, medical, medicine, disease, diseases, dangerous, risky, risk, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, bad marketing, pr, p.r., public relations, scratcher, scratchers, health, body art"Hey, great ab!"
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beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, fitness, out of shape, out-of-shape, physical fitness, muscle, muscles, ab, abs, abdominal muscle, abdominal muscles, fat, chubby, overweight, obese, beer belly, exercise, health, unhealthy, compliment, compliments, complimenting, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, lazy, laziness, couch potato, couch potatoesA fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
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fish, fishes, fisherman, fishermen, inconsiderate, thoughtless, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, antisocial, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transit, subway line, subway lines, beach, beaches, selfish, self-centered, self-centred"That can't be good."
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sunset, sunsets, setting son, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, worry, worries, worrying, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, extinguish, extinguished, sun, put out, puts out, putting out, fire, fires, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
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yakuza, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, tat, tatted, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, marriage, married, married life, married couple, couples, couple, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, coast, coastal, coastal break, full body tattoos, middle aged, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion, fashion choices, culture clashThird-Degree White Belt
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karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners"Aren't you freezing?"
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winter, wintertime, frozen lake, frozen lakes, frozen sea, freezing, chilly, cold, frozen over, ice, lifeguard, lifeguards, coastguard, coastguards, drown, drowning, oblivious, obliviousness, fallen in the water, falling in the water, falling through the ice, off season, off-season, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimming in the sea, swimmer, swimmer, bathe, bathingShrink's Summer Job
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shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, problems, problem, coping, cope, addition, addictions, mental illness, mental health, stress, stressed, summer, summer job, summer jobs, beach, beaches, lifeguard, lifeguards, drown, drowning, drowned, lifesaver, lifesavers, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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pigeon, pigeons, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, sandpiper, sandpipers, sand piper, sand pipers, waterfowl, beach, beaches, beach body, beach bodies, run, runs, running, runner, runners, compare, comparison, comparisons, body shame, body shames, body shaming, exercise, exercises, exercising, fat, fatness, overweight, obese, obesity, skinny, skinninessLow Tide
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mess, messy, messiness, untidy, tidy, tidying, tide, tides, the tide, tidying up, tidy up, low tide, high tide, beach, beaches, coast, the coast, getting old, getting older, elderly person, elderly people ageing, lazy, lazinessSchool Trip To The Beach
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washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism"It lets me be me."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, hermit crab, hermit crabs, crab, crabs, shell, shells, seashell, seashells, beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, sea, fashion, style, personal appearance, fashion sense, personal style, decorative, flashy, ornate, showing off, standing out, being different, uniqueMan (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, bury, buried, buried alive, surreal, surreal imagery, strange, strange imagery"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."
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second home, second homes, holiday, holidays, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer home, summer homes, summer house, summer house, vacation, vacations, summer vacation, summer vacations, weekend home, weekend homes, rich people, rich person, disorganised, disorganisation, last minute, last minute booking, last minute holiday, last minute holidays, last minute vacation, last minute vacations, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, tourist, tourists"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."
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ocean, ocean sound, ocean sounds, white noise, white noise machine, white noise machines, relaxing, relaxing, soothe, soothes, soothing, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, generation gap, generation gaps, generation z, grandson, grandsons, grandchild, grandfather, grandfathers, father, fathers, son, sons