"You have a choice of three-bean salad or lethal injection."
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"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
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"Do all boys go through a beanstalk phase?"
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"I'm the magic bean genie here to grant you three wishes! But they must be bean-related."
"Sorry, boys, but we're cutting back on bean counters till we have more beans."
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"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
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"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."
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"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."
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El L. Bean