Bearer Of Bad News Cartoons

"Hold everything! The P.R. department just sent over this chart."

"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."

"Ding-dong."

Good News / Bad News

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"All right, all right, have it your way, Mrs. McCourtney. He's sitting right here, guzzling booze with a couple of blondes."

"If it's any consolation, he seemed like a bit of a jerk."

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

"You the guy who donated his body to science?”

"We've decided, Carmichael, to give you back to the community."

"Jim, say hi to Tom, our severance consultant."

"I'm afraid Mr. Bickles has some bad news."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Sorry, boys, but we're cutting back on bean counters till we have more beans."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

Lesser Known Annunciations

"His last word was the F-one."

"According to these scans, I shouldn't have gone to med school in Aruba."