"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
Tags:bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual pun
"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, therapy, counseling, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, childhood, child hood trauma, childish, childishness jack in a box, jack-in-a-box, teddy bear, teddy bears, teddy, teddies, bear, bears
A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
National Park Map
Tags:national park, national parks, map, maps, hiking map, hiking maps, you are here, bear, bears, lost, getting lost, wilderness, the wilderness, lost in the wilderness, hiker, hikers, hiking, hiking trail, woodland trail, yellowstone, yosemite, yellowstone national park, yosemite national park, trail map, trail maps
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
Tags:401k, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, pension fund, pension funds, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, bear, bears, worrier, worriers, worrying, retirement plan, retirement plans, retirement planning, hibernation, hibernations, hibernating, hibernated, anxiety, anxious
"I want a bagel!"
Tags:bagel, bagels, salmon, lox, cream cheese, new york bagel, new york bagels, bear, bears, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, choosy, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, family dinner, family dinners, unappreciated, underappreciated, spawn, spawns, spawning
"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."
Tags:goldilocks, fictional, fictional characters, fictional character, children, childrens stories, story, technology, tech, computer, computer hack, hacker, hackers, websites, three bears, bear, bears, badly behaved, bad behavior, bad behaviour, subscription, subscribe, subscribers, subscriber, computer, computers, search history, password, passwords, password protection, password protected, fairy tale, fairytale
"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."
Tags:smokey bear, forest fire, forest fires, prevent, prevents, prevention, fire, fires, wildfire, wildfires, ranger, rangers, bear, bears, wildlife, wild animal, wild animals, ranger, rangers, forest ranger, forest rangers, national park, national parks, national forest, national forests, park ranger, park rangers, safety, fire safety
"It could use some wasabi."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, grizzly, grizzlies, brown bear, brown bears, fish, catching fish, fishing, fresh fish, food, fresh food, sushi, wasabi, sashimi, japanese food, raw fish, river, rivers, nature, eat, eating, natural, seasoning, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking
"I never thought I'd be saying this, but enough with the snuggling already!"
Tags:snuggle, snuggles, snuggler, snugglers, snuggling, teddy bear, teddy bears, married life, married lives, smother, smothers, smothering, clingy, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bear, bears, husband, husbands, wife, wives, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, cuddler, cuddlers, cuddly, close, closeness, physical affection, affection, affectionate, over-affectionate, space, personal space, personal space issue, personal space issues, share a ed, shares a bed, sharing a bed
"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."
Bears Ice Fishing
"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, animal rights, right, rights, responsibility, responsibilities, chore, chores, housework, lazy, laziness
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, bear, bears, endangered, endangers species, endangered animal, endangered animals, saving the panda, saving pandas, saving the species, science, scientists, scientists, biology, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, zookeeper, zookeepers, mate, mates, reproduction, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, online dating, internet dating, dating app, dating apps, dating application, dating applications, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, swiping right, swiping left, old-fashioned, old-fashioned way, meet, meeting, locked in a room, modern life, finding a partner
"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."
"Now, Harold, you know you're not supposed to hibernate angry."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, winter, wintertime, seasonal, nature, hibernation, hibernating, hibernate, sleep, sleeping, going to sleep, going to bed, angry, anger, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, make up, making up
"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
Tags:bear, bears, bear cave, bear caves, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, forget, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, name, names, remembering names, forgetting a name, forgetting names, embarrassed, embarrassing, promiscuous, promiscuity, sleep around, sleeping around, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, hibernation, hibernate, hibernating
"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."
Tags:panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, science, scientist, scientists, bear, bears, observation, observing, taking notes, note taking, zoologist, zoologists, zoo, zoos, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphise, breeding program, breeding programs, conservation program, conservation programs, conservationist, conservationists
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
"Now can we turn in?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, cave, caves, hibernation, hibernating, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, bedtime, going to bed, going to sleep, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, fan, fans, football, american football, final, finals, game, games, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, man, men