"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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Beauty and the Beast
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"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"
"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"
Hansel and Grendel
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"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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"What do you say we follow something else?"
"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
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"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."
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"It develops we'll have no trouble producing the new drug in large quantities, sir!"
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Tags:demolition, demolitions, demolitions service, demolition services, demolish, demolished, monster, monsters, monstruous, beast, beasts, creature, creatures, house, houses, home, homes, hellish, hell, horror, horrors, horror story, tale, tales, creepy, scary, spooky, halloween, happy halloween, haunted, haunting, strange, surreal
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
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Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM
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"I wish they would just go back to tapping our phone lines."
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Completing the Beast