"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
Tags:animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp
"This would be a great place to put a huge city."
Tags:modernization, city, cities, city planning, wilderness, nature, natural world, national park, national parks, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, spoil, spoils, spoiling, despoil, despoiled, hike, hikes, hiking, untouched, beauty, beautiful, unappreciative, bottom line, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, visionary, visionaries
"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, unhappy, happiness, happy, money, rich, wealth, wealthy, luxury, luxurious, opulent, lavish, beautiful, psychology, mental health, depression, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, decorating, money can't buy happiness
How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner
Tags:diner, diners, heartland, america, american, beautiful, beauty, midwest, midwestern, real america, patriot, patriots, patriotic, patriotism, lyric, lyrics, dine, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, roadside diner, roadside diners, leo's diner, landscape, landscapes, american landscape, american landscapes, 4th of july, independence day
"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
Tags:age, ageing, aged, ages, painting, paint, paints, painter, painters, history, historical, reality, realities, realism, realistic, beauty, beautiful, gorgeous, youth, youthful, youthfulness, canvas, old men, old man, creep, creepy, portrait, portraits, portraiture, art, arts, artistic, artistically, women, woman, muse, muses, ornate, class, upper class, high society
Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish
Tags:botox, botox injection, botox injections, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, looking young, looking youthful, youthful, youth, growing old, growing older, beauty, beautiful, staying young, poker night, poker, poker game, poker games, card game, card games, playing cards, playing poker, girls night, girls night out, girls poker night, women, friends, friend, friendship, gossip, gossiper, gossipers, smack talk, talking smack, talking behind someone's back, rumor, rumors, spreading rumor, spreading rumors, talking trash, trash talking
"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, daughter, daughters, toy, toys, doll, dolls, fashion doll, fashion dolls, 18-inch doll, 18-inch dolls, prettiest, beautiful, attractive, compelling, interesting, unique, back story, back stories, american history, history, historical, educational, modern toys, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, modern kids, modern children, modern parenthood, women, woman
Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
Tags:religion, religious, secular, secularism, god, god's country, road, roads, road sign, road sign, sign, signs, signage, street, sight, street signs, mountain, mountains, forest, forests, woods, wild, wilderness, nature, natural, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, view, environment, pristine, clean, word play, wordplay
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
"You have a wonderful body."
"I could sit here all day thinking about my problems."
"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."
Tags:facelift, facelifts, face-lift, face-lifts, face lift, face lifts, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, nose job, nose jobs, nose-job, nose-jobs, wrinkle, wrinkles, beauty, beautiful, female beauty, insecurity, insecure, insecurities
"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"
Tags:ballet, ballerina, prance, prancing, grande jeté, jeté, jete, saut de chat, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumping, jumps, jumped, couple, energy, energetic, verve, prima, flamboyant, flamboyancy, beauty, beautiful, elegance, elegant, elegantly, theatre, theater, perform, performance, performing, art, artist, artistic, couple, couples, embellishment, embellishments, communication, married, married life, communicate, communicating, skill, skills, talking, talk, argue, argument, arguments
"I do not have a roving eye. I have attention-deficit disorder."
Tags:roving eye, roving eyes, stare, stares, staring, ogle, ogles, ogling, eye, eyes, wandering eye, wandering eyes, add, attention deficit disorder, adhd, beauty, beautiful, beautiful woman, beautiful women, insulting, couple, couples, spat, spats, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, hurtful, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, accusing, glare, glares, glaring, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship trouble, relationship troubles
"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
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"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."
Tags:robot, robots, technology, handsome, good-looking, good looking, looks, good looks, beauty, beautiful, love, romance, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, no emotion, no emotions, no feeling, no feelings, point, meaning, meaning of life, empty inside, sad, lonely, loneliness, alone, forever alone, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, dating, dating issues, dating problems, a.i., ai, artificial intelligence
"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, first meeting, first meetings, romance, romantic, moonlight, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, bathed, bathed in moonlight, beauty, beautiful, psychology
"The secret to looking good is to be good-looking."
"Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, permission, asking permission, exchange, phone number, phone numbers, number, numbers, interested, attracted, attractive, attraction, beautiful, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, unprofessional, inappropriate, bad timing, creepy
"I've got a trophy wife, but she isn't what you'd call first place."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, married life, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, trophy wife, trophy wives, show-off, brag, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, men, man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, attractive, beautiful, beauty, first place, first, first prize, number one, status symbol, status symbols