Beautiful Cartoons

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Wishful Thinking

"Botox."

"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"

Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

"You have a wonderful body."

"I could sit here all day thinking about my problems."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I do not have a roving eye. I have attention-deficit disorder."

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

"Good coffee."

"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"The secret to looking good is to be good-looking."

"Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?"

"I've got a trophy wife, but she isn't what you'd call first place."