Beauty Cartoons

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

"Hey, great ab!"

"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."

"Eyeliner is back!"

"How much do you tip a masseuse?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."

"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."

"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."

"Would you like to take your old face?"

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

"She's had work."

Wishful Thinking

"Botox."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Harold, are my knees bumpy?"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"