"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."
Tags:animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, alligator, gator, gators, croc, crocodile, beauty, beautiful, medical, surgery, surgeon, dental, dental work, had work done, image clash, animals with human teeth, cosmetic, cosmetics, cosmetic dentistry, dentist, dentists, dentistry, life-changing, life changing, appearances, appearance, happy customer, happy customers, swamp
"This would be a great place to put a huge city."
Tags:modernization, city, cities, city planning, wilderness, nature, natural world, national park, national parks, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, spoil, spoils, spoiling, despoil, despoiled, hike, hikes, hiking, untouched, beauty, beautiful, unappreciative, bottom line, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, visionary, visionaries
"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, leopard, leopards, leopardskin, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, pattern, patterns, heel, heels, high heel, high heels, shoe, shoes, footwear, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, fur, beauty, personal style, personal appearance, too much, overboard, excessive, woman, women
"Hey, great ab!"
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, fitness, out of shape, out-of-shape, physical fitness, muscle, muscles, ab, abs, abdominal muscle, abdominal muscles, fat, chubby, overweight, obese, beer belly, exercise, health, unhealthy, compliment, compliments, complimenting, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, lazy, laziness, couch potato, couch potatoes
"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."
Tags:lucian freud, body image, famous artwork, famous artworks, famous art, art critic, art critics, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, impossible standards, body conscious, fat, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, beauty, standards, high standards, perceptions of beauty, portrait, portraits, painting, paintings, standards of beauty, high standards, artist model, artist models
"Eyeliner is back!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, cat, cats, scary, scared, eyeliner, makeup, make-up, beauty, raccoon eyes, panda eyes, smoky eyes, woman, women, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, back, in-style, in style, too much, overdone
"How much do you tip a masseuse?"
"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, gorilla, gorillas, primate, primates, great ape, great apes, science, biology, hominidae, hominids, scientific classification, evolution, human head, human heads, head, heads, fashion, style, man, men, human, humans, beauty, look, looks, haircut, haircuts, glasses, shaved, clean-shaven, men's fashion, vanity, vain
"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
Tags:hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, shaved, bald, no hair, looks, style, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, insult, insults, insulting, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments
"Do you mind if I sit down? I often feel weak in the presence of great art."
"Would you like to take your old face?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, medical, medicine, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, face, faces, facial, old face, new face, nose job, nose jobs, face lift, face lifts, leftover, leftovers, doggy bag, doggy bags, doggie bag, doggie bags, to go, beauty, modern life
Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner
Tags:diner, diners, heartland, america, american, beautiful, beauty, midwest, midwestern, real america, patriot, patriots, patriotic, patriotism, lyric, lyrics, dine, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, roadside diner, roadside diners, leo's diner, landscape, landscapes, american landscape, american landscapes, 4th of july, independence day
"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
Tags:age, ageing, aged, ages, painting, paint, paints, painter, painters, history, historical, reality, realities, realism, realistic, beauty, beautiful, gorgeous, youth, youthful, youthfulness, canvas, old men, old man, creep, creepy, portrait, portraits, portraiture, art, arts, artistic, artistically, women, woman, muse, muses, ornate, class, upper class, high society
Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
Tags:women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beauty
"She's had work."
Tags:medical, medicine, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, work, beauty, fall, autumn, season, seasons, seasonal, leaf, leaves, brown, green, fresh, old, young, new, wrinkles, dead leaves, dead leaf, fitness, gossip, gossiping, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, modern life
Tags:botox, botox injection, botox injections, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, looking young, looking youthful, youthful, youth, growing old, growing older, beauty, beautiful, staying young, poker night, poker, poker game, poker games, card game, card games, playing cards, playing poker, girls night, girls night out, girls poker night, women, friends, friend, friendship, gossip, gossiper, gossipers, smack talk, talking smack, talking behind someone's back, rumor, rumors, spreading rumor, spreading rumors, talking trash, trash talking
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinkles
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year
Tags:hair, hair do, haircare, hair style, hair stylist, stylist, bad hair day, good hair day, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, bouffant, quiff, quiffs, perm, perms, blow dry, blow-dry, beauty, fashion, fashions, fashionable, female fashions, female fashion, women, women's fashion, women, woman, big hair, good hair
"Harold, are my knees bumpy?"
"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"