Thinner Thighs in 30 Days
"I want something that will make me smell thinner."
Tags:weight loss, losing weight, diet, diets, dieting, beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, the feminine beauty ideal, gender issues, perfume, perfumes, desperate, desperation, wishful thinking, perfume shop, perfume shops, fragrance, fragrances, self indulgence, self indulgent, self-indulgence, self-indulgent
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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"Remember back when the worst thing you could catch around here was athlete's foot."
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, heel, heels, high heel, high heels, womens fashion, women's fashion, expensive shoes, uncomfortable shoes, beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, gender issues, platform shoe, platform shoes, athletes foot, athlete's foot, reminisce, reminiscing, there was an old lady, tiny people, miniature people, trend, trends, following trends, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
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"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."
"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"
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Too Skinny, Too Fat
"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."
Tags:plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, facial, facials, face lift, face lifts, filler, dermal filler, wrinkles, beauty, beauty standards, laughs, laughing, laughter, laugh lines, malpractice, medical malpractice, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, gossip, gossiping, girl talk, woman, women
"You have a wonderful body."
"I'm old. What's good for that?"
Tags:beauty standards, beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideal, the feminine beauty ideal, anti ageing cream, anti ageing creams, anti-ageing cream, anti-ageing creams, skincare, getting old, getting older, ageing, women's sell-by date, gender issues, vain, vanity, beauty, beauty product, beauty products, hopeless, hopelessness, hopeless case, hopeless cases
"I'm thinking of waxing my back."
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"It cost a bundle, but I can't tell you how much better I feel about myself."
Tags:plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, beauty standards, female beauty standards, feminine beauty ideal, expensive surgery, ageing, getting old, getting older, looking young, female archetype, sell by date, attractive, attractiveness, social pressure, social expectation, social expectations, ageing gracefully, self conscious, self consciousness
Republican Debate: Swimsuit Segment.
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"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"
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"The secret to looking good is to be good-looking."
"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."
Tags:fashion, style, fashion designer, fashion designers, designer, designers, eccentric, consumerism, beauty, beauty standards, fashion trends, fashion statement, fashion statements, trend, trend, trendy, clothes, clothing, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, designing, toy, toys, toy plane, toy planes, model plane, model planes, vanity, vain, ego, arrogant, arrogance, pretentious, pompous, self-important, modern fashion, psychology, modern life
"It's beyond me how she manages. I couldn't find a full length mirror anywhere in this entire place."
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"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."
Tags:beauty standards, gender issues, diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, skinny, skinny woman, skinny women, calorie counting, watching you weight, boyish figure, modern expectation, modern expectations, temptations, pastry, pastries, bakery, bakeries, female beauty, female beauty standards, self control, self denial
"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"
Tags:anti-aging, anti-wrinkle treatment, cosmetics, beauty standards, cosmetics industry, beauty industry, anti-aging industry, cosmetic surgery, non-surgical treatment, non-surgical beauty treatments, beauty treatments, beauty treatment, beauty, wooden, paralysed, paralysis, too much botox, botox addiction, botox injection, botox injections
"I like the way I look, but I hate my personality."
Tags:beauty standards, beauty ideal, beauty ideals, feminine beauty standards, feminine beauty ideal, gender issues, body positivity, personality, personalities, bad personality, bad personalities, no personality, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, self hate, self hatred, self-hate, self-hatred, self critical, self-critical, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, vain, vanity
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, counting your blessings, counting carbs, counting calories, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, slimming down, losing weight, watching weight, carb, carbs, carbohydrates, carbohydrate, counting, wish, wishes, wishing, desire, desires, beauty, beauty standards, health, self-confidence, self-esteem, body image
"I don't mind telling you I've never had a manicure in my entire life."
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"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"