"He's all beef!"
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"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
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"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
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One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
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"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
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"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"
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"Then remove the beef from the marinade and sauté with finely minced shallots and a sprig of fresh thyme."
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"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."
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"I think I'm mystery meat."
"We raise our beef humanely."
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"Enough with the jokes."
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
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"I said no to drugs, but the F.D.A. said yes."
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"Oh, sure. In India I was sacred, but I still couldn't get work.''
"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."
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"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."
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"We used to live in Connecticut but then we moved to Vermont. I have no idea why."
"Filet Mignon, medium irradiated."
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"Veal or non-veal?"
"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."
"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
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"Nobody said the cowbell industry was humane."
"Your grass-fed beef - are the cows forced to eat the grass?"
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Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".
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