Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.
"Are you just pissing and moaning, or can you verify what you're saying with data?"
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Robbie's Bar & Pain Management Center
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"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."
"I'll have a light beer, the house salad, the salmon, and the belly button."
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"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
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"It's one of those microbrews."
"Sure, I've got a few minutes to kill."
"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."
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"I finally got a grip on myself, and now I can't let go."
"Take my advice, pal. Drink up and get out of here."
Last Chance For Reality
"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "
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"I still think what unites us is crisper and more refreshing than what divides us."
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"What do you have in the way of gateway drinks?"
"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"
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Ol' Drunken Stupor
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"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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"O.K. That's my list. You got anything on your list?"
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