"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, welder, welders, welding, torch, torches, acetylene torch, acetylene torches, cutting torch, cutting torches, graffiti, vandalism, love, attention, attention-seeking, needy, clingy, problem, problems, relationship, relationships, son, sons, mother-son relationship, mother-son relationships, toddler, toddlers, unusual, strange, behavior, behaviour, desperate"But stay off the couch."
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failing, failure, failures, pavlov, experiment, experiments, behavior, behaviour, classical conditioning, conditioning, animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, bird, birds, plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"
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internalizing, internalize, internalise, internalising, assimilation, unconscious assimilation, internalized, internalised, attitude, attitudes, behaviour, behavior, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, inner monologue, inner monologues, inner debate, inner debates, mental state, mental health, mother, mothers, son, sons, family commitment, family commitments, family life, family-life"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
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maya angelou, poet, poets, autobiography, autobiographies, hula, hulas, hula hoop, hula hoops, dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancing, bird, birds, caged bird, caged birds, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets, domesticated, behavior, behaviors, behaviour, behaviours, budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, cheerful, cheerfulness"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
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christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, troublesome, kid, kids, child, children, behavior, behaviour, bad behavior, bad behaviour, repo, re-po, repossession, repo man, repo men, repossession agent, repossession agents, santa's list"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
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trump, president trump, president donald trump, presidential, behavior, behaviour, behaving, professional, professionalism, fear, fears, liberal, liberals, democrat, democrats, democratic, reelection, reelection chances, reelect, reelects, reelecting, re-elect, re-elects, re-election, re-electing, second term, second terms, two-term, appearance, fake, fakes, faking, republican, republicans, conservative, conservatives, never trump, #nevertrump, nevertrump"It's exactly that kind of behavior that gives your generation a bad name."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, behavior, behaviour, generation, generations, generation gap"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."
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drama, dramas, dramatic, dramatics, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, dramaturgy, dramatic composition, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, breaking the rules, rule, rules, break the rules, strange, unusual, weird, behavior, behaviour, actor, actors, acting, performer, performers"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, psychological, psychology, mental health, all in your head, odd, strange, behavior, behaviour, pose, poses, yoga, anxiety, stressPubescents in Space.
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generation, generations, millennial, millennials, generation gap, unimpressed, bored, boring, bore, bores, boring, stereotype, stereotypes, pubescent, prepubescent, teenager, teen-ager, teens, teen, teen-agers, high school, high-school, high schoolers, kids, kid, children, child, behaviour, behavior, unappreciative"He may have found his mittens, but he's lost all sense of propriety."
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"Now, remember, act cute."
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parent, parents, parenting, parental, alligator, gator, alligators, gators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, mother's day, mothers day, mothering sunday, animal, talking animal, talking animals, eating, eaten, eat, young, child, children, kid, kids, reptile, reptiles, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, mothering, mothered, old, older, regret, regrets, grief, behavior, behaviors, behaviour, behaviours, herpetologist, herpetology, herpetologists, biologist, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"
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