"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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politics, political, politician, politicians, hand, hands, writing, written, palm, reference, refer, washington, washington dc, washington d.c, washington dc, capitol hill, capitol, executive, executives, ethic, ethical, ethics, moral, morals, morality, belief, beliefs, value, values, memory, remember, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, core belief, campaign platform, campaign platforms, core beliefsWhat They Believe In
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belief, believe, believing, faith, faithful, modern, modern life, modern world, religion, religious, religions, modernity, urban, urban life, urban living, green tea, diet, dietary, diets, health, healthy, wellbeing, health and wellbeing, positive thinking, supplement, supplements, feng shui, feng-shui, solar, solar power, solar energy, time travel, time travelling"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."
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marriage, married life, married, wife, wives, husband, husbands, crime, criminal, criminals, crimes, criminal justice, law, police, police officer, officers, officer, cop, cops, arrest, arrested, arresting, arrests, nonchalant, nonchalance, unfased, unfazed, concerned, unconcerned, worried, not worried, trust, trusting, trusted, trusts, belief, believe, believes, faith, faithful, faithfulness, support, supportive, supports, verbal support"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat door, cat doors, cat flap, cat flaps, coming home, returning home, mouse, mice, convention, conventions, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, believe, belief, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, lie, lies, liar, liars, betrayal"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, boy, boys, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, story time, storytime, night, nighttime, reading, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, story, stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literature, children's story, children's stories, read, reader, readers, protect, protection, security, safe, safety, believe, belief, beliefs, pretend, make-believeIrrefutable Evidence.
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ufo, u.f.o., alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, evidence, evidences, proof, proves, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspire, conspires, fragment, fragments, belief, believing, believes, science, sciences, unsolved, proving, roswell"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."
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the american dream, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, america, american, americans, american dream, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, government, american government, patriotism, patriotic, patriot, patriots, ideology, ideologies, ideological, idealist, idealists, optimist, optimists, positivity, positive, positive outlook, positive outlooks, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, belief, beliefs"It's our credulity tax—we owe seventy-two hundred dollars."
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credulity, credulous, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, gullible, gullibility, believe, believes, believing, belief, beliefs, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, swindle, swindles, swindling, con, cons, con artist, con artists, tax, tax season, tax day, tax days, taxes, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, confidence man"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."
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trump, donald trump, president trump, christian, christians, christianity, evangelical, evangelicals, fake, fake it, faking it, president donald trump, swear in, swears in, swearing in, inauguration, inauguration ceremony, disbeliever, atheist, atheists, atheism, religiosity, belief, bible, the bible, pious, feign, feigns, feigning"You keep insisting that this isn't happening, Edwards, but in my opinion you're mistaken. I really believe myself to be firing you."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, firing, fire, laid-off, unemployment, hr, h.r., human resources, insisting, insistent, denial, in denial, nonacceptance, opinion, opinions, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, believe, belief, beliefs, true, reality, reality check, real, disbelief"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."
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tree, trees, forest, forests, woods, nature, environment, paper, newspaper, newspapers, recycled, recycling, recycle, religion, religious, buddhism, jainism, hinduism, sikhism, reincarnation, reincarnated, rebirth, death, after death, afterlife, belief, beliefs, believe, faith, return, returning, life, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, recycled paper, cycle, circle of life, philosophy, philosophical, transmigration"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
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religion, religious, supreme being, metaphysics, metaphysical, god, belief, believer, believers, faith, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, drink, drinks, coffee, coffees, cappuccino, cappuccinos, bean, beans, coffee bean, coffee beans, wordplay, word play, play on words"You have to get closer to that banana peel for me to believe you're serious."
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jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, jumpers, banana peel, banana peels, banana skin, banana skins, slip, slips, slipping, danger, dangers, threaten, threatens, threatening, suicide, suicides, belief, believes, believing, disbelief, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, believe, believes, believing, bad marriage, bad marriages, combative"Of course, this could also be confirmation bias from me wanting you to get sick."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sick, sickness, ill, illness, bias, biased, confirmation, confirmation bias, cognitive bias, confirmatory bias, hypothesis, hypotheses, belief, beliefs, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, desire, desires, want"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."
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history, historical, medieval, crusade, crusades, crusader, crusaders, jerusalem, holy land, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, military, army, armies, religion, religious, church, churches, church attendance, war, wars, warfare, violence, christianity, christian, christians, reason, reasons, questioning, belief, religiosity"Good sermon, Reverend, but all that God stuff was pretty far-fetched."
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church, churches, sermon, sermons, preach, preaching, preacher, preachers, priest, priests, reverend, reverends, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, god, bible, religion, religious, religion problems, non-believer, non-believers, unbeliever, unbelievers, belief, beliefs, atheist, atheism, atheists, far-fetched, fantasy, imagination, imaginary"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, religion, religious, belief, beliefs, believer, believers, faith, death, after death, life after death, afterlife, heaven, kennel, kennels, sky, doggie heaven, doggy heaven, pet heaven, rainbow bridge"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
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there are no atheists in foxholes, atheist, atheists, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, atheism, belief, beliefs, belief system, belief systems, foxhole, foxholes, crisis, crisis point, supreme court, religious ruling, religious freedom, religious freedoms, religious rulings, finding faith, discrimination, political freedom, political freedoms"It must be for you, I'm not religious."
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