"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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What They Believe In
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"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."
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"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"
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"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
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"This is the part of religion we could do without."
"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."
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"I now believe in God."
"Santa Claus is no longer part of my belief system."
Prayers For Agnostics
"It's our credulity tax—we owe seventy-two hundred dollars."
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"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."
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"You keep insisting that this isn't happening, Edwards, but in my opinion you're mistaken. I really believe myself to be firing you."
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"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."
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"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
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"You have to get closer to that banana peel for me to believe you're serious."
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"Of course, this could also be confirmation bias from me wanting you to get sick."
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"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."
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"Good sermon, Reverend, but all that God stuff was pretty far-fetched."
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"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."
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"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
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"It must be for you, I'm not religious."