"No, Hoskins, you're not going to do it just because I'm telling you to do it. You're going to do it because you believe in it."
What Lemmings Believe
"That was fast."
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Follow God On Twitter
"First time, long time."
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"Would you sign this for me?"
They Shop Among Us
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"Same thing every September. He begins to doubt the existence of man, then football season begins, and he snaps out of it."
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"I don't doubt that it's perfectly innocent, Margaret, but it does have the appearance of impropriety."
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"I now believe in God."
"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."
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"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
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"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."
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"It must be for you, I'm not religious."
"Wow, you just grabbed any old belief system that came down the pike didn't you?"
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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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"Well, you certainly were right about the power of prayer, dear!"
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"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"
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"If you'd like a second opinion, I also do Tarot readings."
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"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"
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