Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light
Tags:park, parks, park scene, park scenes, street lamp, street lamps, streetlight, streetlights, street light, street lights, street lamp, street lamps, book light, book lights, booklight, booklights, reading, reader, readers, book, books, bench, benches, sitting, avid reader, avid readers, reading in the dark, innovative, creative, visual joke, visual joke, visual gag, visual gag
"I wish this bench was in front of something I understood."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, bench, benches, tired, tiresome, understand, understanding
"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, designer, designers, design, re-do, redo, renovate, renovation, renovations, decorator, decorators, home decorator, home decorators, interior decorator, interior decorators, decorate, decorating, interior decorating, home decorating, bench, benches, word play, wordplay
"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."
Tags:homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, living on the streets, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, street person, street people, vagrant, vagrants, park, parks, bench, benches, sleeping, cover, covers, coverage, newspaper, newspapers, news, full coverage, appreciate, appreciation, thankful, grateful, season, seasons, seasonal, cold weather, winter, fall, autumn, cold, sleeping rough, media, journalism
"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
"Luther, I feel as if I'm waiting at a bus station."
"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"
Tags:court, court case, court cases, courts, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense, defence, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitors, solicitor, barrister, barristers, judge, judges, evidence, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, smoking gun, smoking guns, bench, benches, violence, client, clients, witness, witnesses, accused, trouble, problem, problems, issue, issues, law, courtroom, courtrooms
"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, team, teams, league, leagues, sports league, sports leagues, little, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, proud parent, proud parents, camera, cameras, video camera, video camera, home video, home videos, home movie, home movies, filming, taping, video taping, fight, fights, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling, first, cheering, bench, benches, bleacher, bleachers, stand, stands
"If you don't mind, this is a working bench."
Tags:park bench, bench, benches, chew, chewing, city life, city living, park, parks, central park, urban life, urban living, working bench, lunch, on lunch, out to lunch, corporate, corporations, hot desk, hot-desk, hot-desking, hot desking, corporate, corporation, corporations, office drone, office drones, businessmen, businessman, business men, business man, entitled
"One day we'll all be on the moon... still living with our parents."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, urban wildlife, urban birds, city bird, city birds, city life, city living, park, parks, central park, night, nighttime, youth, youths, teen, teens, teenager, loiter, loitering, loitered, moon, on the moon, nothing changes, nothing ever changes, curfew, past curfew, park bench, bench, benches, space
"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."
Tags:bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, wildlife, urban, urban life, urban living, urban wildlife, urban birds, city bird, city birds, city life, city living, park, parks, central park, feed, feeding, bird feed, bird-feed, feed the birds, feeding the birds, park bench, bench, benches, chew, chewing, overweight, fat, fatter, eating, comfort eat, comfort eating, regurgitate, chew and spit, modern life, depressed, depression, rock bottom
"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."
Tags:city, cities, metropolitan, metropolis, big city, businessmen, briefcases, office drone, office drones, suits, suit, smile, smiles, innui, ennui, capitalism, capitalist, comment, commentary, employment, unemployment, unemployed, jobless, fired, laid off, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, park, parks, bench, benches, city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern, modern world, modern life, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, economy, economics, economic, crash, financial crash, american dream
"Well I hope you're satisfied. Now you've scared the others away."
Tags:homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, park, parks, bench, benches, city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern, modern world, modern life, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, economy, economics, economic, crash, financial crash, squish, squash, gross, gross out, gross-out, scared, scared off
I think I'll take the afternoon off."
Tags:employment, unemployment, unemployed, jobless, fired, laid off, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, homeless, hobo, hobos, bum, bums, pigeon, pigeons, bird, birds, park, parks, bench, benches, city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern, modern world, modern life, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, economy, economics, economic, crash, financial crash, time off, afternoon off, day off
Women harass men hwo are leaving a coffee shop.
Tags:coffee shop, coffee shops, harass, harasses, harassment, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, wolf whistle, wolf whistles, wolf whistling, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, drink, drinks, drinking, bell, bells, chirp, chirps, chirping, old woman, old women, park bench, park benches, bench, benches
"You're going to have to move, pal. I've got people coming at seven."
“I like this painting because it has a bench.”
Tags:museum, museums, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, galleries, gallery, painting, painter, painters, art, artists, museum goer, museum goers, bench, benches, comfort, comfortable, rest, resting, pragmatic, pragmatics, pragmatism, practical, sensible, sensibility, matter-of-fact, furniture, furniture design, art critic, art critics, art criticism, lazy, philistines, philistine
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