"I'm just here for the dental."
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"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"You can collect for disability. I don't know about inability."
"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"
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"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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"And Thursday is karaoke night."
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"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."
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"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."
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"If you have any questions about our health-care plan, take it up with the Supreme Court."
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"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."
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"What's in it for me?"
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"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."
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"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."
"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."
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"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
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"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."
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On The Plus Side.
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The Couple who Adopted an Adult Child
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"I'm liking it already!"
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"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."
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