Benefits Cartoons

Benefits Cartoons

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Benefits cartoon

"I'm just here for the dental."

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"You can collect for disability. I don't know about inability."

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"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

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"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

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"O.K., next we cut home-heating aid."

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"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

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"O.K., right about now I'll bet you're thinking, What's the catch?"

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"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

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The Couple who Adopted an Adult Child

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Shangri-blah

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"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

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On The Plus Side.

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"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

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"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."

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"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."

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"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."

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"True, the private sector has its benefits, but, then again, so does the public trough."

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"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

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"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."

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"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

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"I suppose you'd like to hear about the fringe benefits."

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"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."

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"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

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"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

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"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

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