Benefits Cartoons

"I'm just here for the dental."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC134913
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3000x2516 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisons, dental, insurance, insure, insured, health, dentist, dentists, health insurance, health-insurance, health plan, health-plan, healthcare, health-care, health care, jail, benefit, benefits, jail, jails, logical, law, laws, criminal, criminals, jailbird, jailbirds, treatment, treatments, universal healthcare

"You can collect for disability. I don't know about inability."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC122913
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2651x2456 pixels (unwatermarked)
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benefit, benefits system, benefits systems, welfare system, welfare systems, welfare, benefits, disability allowance, disability allowances, disability benefit, disability benefits, welfare state, benefits fraud, benefits cheat, benefits cheats, unemployment benefit, unemployment benefits

"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC121317
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3490x2957 pixels (unwatermarked)
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benefit, benefits, firm, firms, law firm, law firms, guarantee, guarantees, promise, promises, promising, broken promise, broken promises, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, bonus, bonuses, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, contract, contracts, contractual agreement, contractual agreements

"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC33007
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2138x1841 pixels (unwatermarked)
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babe, babes, sexist, sexists, sexism, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, workplace, workplaces, male-dominated, man, men, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, bro, bros, dudebro, dudebros, job interview, job interviews, salary, salaries, benefits, job qualification, job qualifications, attraction, self-interest, self-interested, hiring officer, hiring officers, feminist, feminists, feminism, corporate culture

"O.K., next we cut home-heating aid."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC134409
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4616x3982 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cuts, cut, austerity, budget cuts, budget, government budget, government spending, benefits, aid, heating, home-heating aid, washington, politicians, debt, deficit, debts, federal government, federal spending, blindfolded, darts, random, unfair, careless, negligent

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC128346
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3006x2817 pixels (unwatermarked)
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, historical, serfdom, peasant's uprising, revolt, peasant's revolt, tyler, wat tyler, wat, monarchy, monarchs, monarchies, royal, royalty, court, royal court, royal courts, medieval, dark age, dark ages, medieval times, ye olde, benefit, benefits, dole, hand out, handouts, government benefit, government benefits, government, king, kings, cuts, benefit cut, benefits cuts, government cuts, cut, cuts, critical, critique, critic, social critique, criticism, criticisms, welfare, welfare cuts, welfare system, welfare systems, unemployment, unemployed, food stamps, food stamp, unemployment benefit, plea, plead, pleading

"O.K., right about now I'll bet you're thinking, What's the catch?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC43636
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2824x1664 pixels (unwatermarked)
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catch, execution, guillotine, guillotines, executions, benefits, benefits package, job perk, job perks, catches, managements, modern life, management, businessmen, businessman, stock option, stock options, pension plan, pension plans, health service, health services, mankoff

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29681
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3558x2673 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationships, marriage, mission statement, mission statements, marriage problem, marriage problems, benefit, benefits, businesslike, businessman, businessman, husband, husbands, solution, solutions, mission, missions, goal, goals, set goals, sets goals, setting goals, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, mankoff

The Couple who Adopted an Adult Child

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC124468
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5520x5919 pixels (unwatermarked)
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child, children, kid, kids, big kid, big kids, adults, adult adoption, adoption, adopt, adopting, adult adoptions, adoptions, adoptive parent, adoptive parents, older couple, old couple, couple, couples, parent, parents, parenting, relationship, relationships, trained, well-trained, well trained, sleeps through the night, play the piano, income, money, family, families, adoptive family, adoptive families, benefit, benefits, advantage, advantages, perk, perks

Shangri-blah

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC128230
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4623x3296 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shangri-la, shangri-blah, paradise, utopia, utopian, utopias, heaven, perfection, perfect life, perk, perks, benefit, benefits, advantage, advantages, free, coffee, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, donuts, cellphone, cellphones, cell-phone, cell-phones, reception, service, phone service, phone reception, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, low pollen, pollen count, allergy, allergies, allergic, hayfever, hay fever

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC141915
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5700x5509 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marry, marriage, marriages, engage, engagement, engaged, married, income, pay, earning, earnings, incomes, dink, dual income, dual income no kids, relationship, relationships, dinky, dual income no kids yet, combined income, tax, taxes, benefits, shared, sharing, pragmatic, practical, unromantic

On The Plus Side.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC34677
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2631x1455 pixels (unwatermarked)
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benefit, benefits, upside, upsides, remote, remoteness, depopulated, underpopulated, space, america, state, states, alaska, idaho, iowa, room, vast, big, population density, parking, parks, drive, driving, drives, dispersed, disperse, american, rural, urban vs rural, consolation, comfort, solace, rural life

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC141715
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8255x5840 pixels (unwatermarked)
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technology, technologies, product, productivity, advances, advance, technological advances, benefit, benefits, help, helping, car, cars, king, kings, slave, slaves, servant, servants, emperor, emperors, roman, romans, ancient, ancients, egypt, egyptians, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, creative destruction, economy, growth, growing

"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32947
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2240x1994 pixels (unwatermarked)
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, queequeg, burial, burial at sea, buried, dead, death, die, died, viking funeral, viking funerals

"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC37479
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2141x1816 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mob, mob boss, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafia boss, bosses, boss, big boss, healthcare, health care, criminal, criminals, crime, crime syndicate, syndicate, insurance, health insurance, insured, bullet, bullets, danger, dangers, dangerous, organised crime, organized crime, medical plan, medical care, medicare, aca, wound, wounds, wounded, injured, injury, get well, get well soon, new job, job, jobs, benefit, benefits, perk, perks, superficial, contract, contractual, contracted, interview, offer, job offer

"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."

Artist:
Dedini, Eldon
Search ID:
CC52420
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1788x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, class, class struggle, permissive, home, homes, benefit, benefits, social security, hand out, hand-out, handout, handouts, hand-outs, hand outs

"True, the private sector has its benefits, but, then again, so does the public trough."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300835
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2203x1651 pixels (unwatermarked)
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, discussing, private sector, public sector, trough, troughs, benefits, business, money, advantages, greed, greedy, taking advantage

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX303755
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5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
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white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, nonviolent, executive, executives, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, going to hell, hell, devil, satan, good music, benefit, benefits, perk, perks, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys

"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC32810
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1968x2315 pixels (unwatermarked)
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, entitlement, entitlements, entitlement program, entitlement programs, entitlement programmes, entitlement programmes, benefit, benefits, benefit program, benefits programme, benefits programs, benefits programmes, welfare, social security, pension, pensions, medicare, medicaid, politics, government, governments, thankful, grateful, thanking, money, paying, payment, payments, investment, investments, advance, future, old age, retirement, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle aged, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC35548
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3700x2601 pixels (unwatermarked)
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education, school, schools, schooling, college, colleges, university, universities, liberal arts, liberal-arts, student, students, frequent-flier, frequent fliers, frequent flier, frequent-fliers, mile, miles, point, points, airline card, airline cards, airline point, airline points, benefit, benefits, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, flying, kansas, modern education, modern life

"I suppose you'd like to hear about the fringe benefits."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301082
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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office, offices, manager, managers, management, business, businesses, boss, bosses, businessman, businessmen, fringe benefit, fringe benefits, benefit, benefits, executive, executives, employee, employees

"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC138443
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2602x2388 pixels (unwatermarked)
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redneck, rednecks, hillbilly, hillbillies, farmer, farmers, trailer trash, trailer park, white trash, unprofessional, job interview, bad candidate, second amendment, gun, guns, protection, vacation time, benefits, time off, recruitment, hiring manager, hiring managers, manager, management, unqualified, gun control, right to bear arms, constitutional rights

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC35039
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2536x2033 pixels (unwatermarked)
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, dental, medical, new job, new career, wait a second, personnel, human resources, hr, laureate, poet laureate, corporate, corporations, businessmen

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC33187
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2029x2645 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hotel, hotels, bed and breakfast, bed and breakfasts, b&b, b&bs, bnb, bnbs, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, tourism, tourist, tourists, traveling, travelling, politics, political party, political parties, democratic party, democrat, democrats, dance, dances, dancing, famous dance, famous dances, pancake, pancakes, food, breakfast, staff, customer service, service, perk, perks, benefit, benefits, entertainment

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC139192
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, entitlement, entitlements, entitlement program, entitlement programs, entitlement programmes, entitlement programmes, benefit, benefits, benefit program, benefits programme, benefits programs, benefits programmes, welfare, social security, unemployment, medicare, medicaid, housing, disability, tax credit, tax credits, ultimate, best, politics, government, governments