"I'm just here for the dental."
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"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"You can collect for disability. I don't know about inability."
"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"
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"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."
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"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."
"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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"And Thursday is karaoke night."
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'Where's My Job'
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"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."
"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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Government cheese and crackers.
"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."
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"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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"O.K., next we cut home-heating aid."
"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."
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"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."
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"If you have any questions about our health-care plan, take it up with the Supreme Court."
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"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."
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"What's in it for me?"
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"By the way, Sam, as someday you'll be paying for my entitlements, I'd like to thank you in advance."
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"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."
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"I'm a job creator - I never claimed to be a fair wage-and-benefits creator."
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