Bias Cartoons

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"Come now, give the system a chance."

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Number 6522719? Our executive assistant warden says he's sorry but he's been unavoidably detained at the squash court. However, if you will leave your criminal record he'll be happy to reschedule for next week."

"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."

Professional Courtesy:"Life in prison, but as you're an attorney, sentence suspended."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"In the interest of cultural diversity, we've hired Jason, here, who owns a number of hip-hop CDs."

"Red pins indicate the President's financial interests."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything."

"It's so-so."

"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."

"We need to start seeing other news sources."

"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

"The following program has been judged likely to erode the national will."

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"The most important thing is to believe in yourself."

"I may be biased, but I believe goat cheese is superior."

"White House says latest attacks prove Saddam has donkey carts of mass."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"Good cop." "Bad cop."

"Helen! Well, I'll be damned."

"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."