Bible Cartoons

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC40638
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2000x2441 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nativity, christmas story, nativity scene, mary, joseph, jesus, baby jesus, christmas, xmas, christmas eve, new years, new year's, new years eve, new year's eve, baby, mum, mom, dad, parent, parents, parenting, new parents, new baby, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, babysitter, sitter, babysitters, sitters, bible, child, children, kid, kids, nanny, nannies, bethlehem, break

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC41858
High Res:
2000x1504 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
adam and eve, adam & eve, book, books, publisher, publishers, publishing, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiography, autobiographical, bible, bible story, bible stories, the bible, old testament, genesis, garden of eden, inspiration, inspirations, muse, muses, inspire, inspires, inspiring

"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC128347
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3006x2150 pixels (unwatermarked)
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david, goliath, investment advisor, investment adviser, investment advisers, investment advisors, investor, investors, investment, investments, money advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, bible, bibles, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament, war, wars, conflict, conflicts

Moses' Reading Glasses

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC44305
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3096x4273 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
moses, bible, bibles, reading glasses, reading specs, reading spectacles, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, torahs, old testament, ark of the covenant, ten commandments, 10 commandments, eyesight, religious rule, religious rules

"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC133680
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4625x5269 pixels (unwatermarked)
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middle class, class, middle-class, shepherd, meek, meek shall inherit, meek shall inherit the earth, matthew, bible, blessed are the meek, they shall inherit the earth, middle classes, middle-classes, blessed are the gentle, eye of a needle, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, camel go through the eye of a needle, class jokes, middle income, god, jesus, bibles, verse, verses, religion, religious, heaven, heavenly, beatitudes, sermon on the mount

Eve's Mom

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC29221
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1801x2032 pixels (unwatermarked)
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guilt, guilts, guilting, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, parent, parents, parenting, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, put on a sweater, nice young man, approval, approve, approves, approving, torah, genesis, bible, bible story, bible stories

"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC28393
High Res:
2393x2241 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
god, gods, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, new testament, new testaments, businesses, business, office, offices, secretary, secretaries, mood, moods, personality, personalities, grumpy, happy, kind, emotion, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, religion, religions, christian, christianity, jealous god, forgiveness, boss, bosses, angry, anger

"If you've finished reading the tablets, please pass them back to the front."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC40017
High Res:
1990x2526 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bible, bibles, the bible, biblical, moses, ten commandments, commandment, ten commandment, 10 commandments, 10, religion, religious, crowd, crowds, read, reading, pass it back, pass it along, pass along, pass it on, pass on, read, reading, stone tablet, tablet, stone tablets, teacher, teaching, teachers, school, schools, learn, learning, meeting, meetings

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC135281
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2986x2089 pixels (unwatermarked)
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academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracle

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121062
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2000x2545 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christian, christians, religion, religions, sin, sinful, sins, repent, he knows, las vegas, city of sin, sin city, sinner, church, churches, service, minister, ministers, priest, priests, confess, confessions, secret, secrets, bible, bibles, vegas, repent, reverend, reverends, scare, scary, scares

"No, this isn't a book signing."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41094
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2121x1856 pixels (unwatermarked)
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heaven, heavenly, st peter, death, deaths, afterlife, after life, after-life, dead, died, incompetent, misunderstanding, misunderstood, pearly gates, pearly, gates, book, books, signing, signings, signed, signs, signature, signatures, religion, religious, christian, christianity, bible, bibles

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

Artist:
Galindo, Felipe
Search ID:
CC134824
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2988x1993 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pull, pulling, tow, towing, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, ark, animal, animals, two by two, pulled, bible, biblical, bibles, christian, jewish, christianity, judaism, genesis, old testament, torah, modern, combine, combining, time, realistic, rescue, rescuing, rescues, religion, religions

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC38177
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2012x2246 pixels (unwatermarked)
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priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, marry, marries, marrying, wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bible, bible reading, bible readings, biblical, bible story, bible stories, parable, parables, wrong book, wrong books, book, books, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, faux pas

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC35554
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2953x2427 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businesses, stock market, stock-market, stock-markets, money, nasdaq, meshach, stocks, shares, investing, investment, invests, invest, abednego, abed nego, abed-nego, stock exchange, stock-exchange, daniel, book of daniel, shadrach meshach and abednego, meshach and abednego, meshach & abednego, fiery furnace, bible, bibles, religion, too big to fail, biblical, old testament, blessed, survive, surviving, religion, religious, religions

"He'll have abandonment issues."

Artist:
Downes, Nick
Search ID:
CC43329
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2002x1918 pixels (unwatermarked)
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moses, basket, baskets, egypt, ancient egypt, exodus, book of exodus, torah, bible, bible story, bible stories, abandon, abandons, abandonment, abandonment issues, complex, complexes, long lost mother, long lost parent, mother, mothers, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, judaism, christianity, old testament

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC133668
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3688x2928 pixels (unwatermarked)
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adam, eve, adam and eve, fat, fats, look, looks, body, bodies, tone, toning, comparing, comparison, reference, reference point, garden of eden, eden, genesis, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, book of genesis, parody, relationship, relationships, health, healthy, beauty, appearance, appearances, appear, vanity, self conscious, self-conscious

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC131156
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3004x3002 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sodom, lot's wife, lot, genesis, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, bible, bibles, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, pillar of salt, ado, edith, bible myth, bible myths

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC24907
High Res:
2921x2475 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
swear in, swearing in, inauguration, inaugurations, inaugural ceremony, inaugural ceremonies, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, president-elect, president-elects, january 20th, clinton, bill clinton, surprise, surprises, surprising, bible, bibles, oath, oaths, presidential oath

"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC37445
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2167x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyers

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC28657
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1899x2025 pixels (unwatermarked)
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apocalypse, apocalypses, horsemen, horsemen of the apocalypse, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, revelations, bible, bibles, christian, christians, ecology, ecological disaster, global warming, apocalyptic, rapture, raptures, ecological disasters, global-warming, climate change, climate-change, armageddon, disaster, disasters, environment, environmental damage

"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23662
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2927x2490 pixels (unwatermarked)
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news, media, business, stock market, government, federal reserve, banks, religion, bible, greenspan, jesus, jesus christ, eye of a needle, eye of a needle speech, eye of a needle speeches, frugal, frugal life, wall street, stock market, market report, market reports, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, socialist, socialists, socialism, christ, mankoff

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC131041
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3013x3140 pixels (unwatermarked)
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god's nephew, ed, jesus, biblical, deity, beard, open field, margarita, special powers, nephew, nephews, son of god, deities, jesus christ, christ, less famous, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, bible, new testament, sibling rivalries, brother, brothers, jealous, jealousy

"What's the takeaway on all this?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC133915
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3001x3527 pixels (unwatermarked)
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moses, bible, ten commandments, takeaway, takeaway message, takeaway messages, tablet, tablets, different perspective, different perspectives, mount sinai, wisdom, words of wisdom, god's law, gods law, biblical law, biblical laws, bible story, bible stories, mankoff

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC24067
High Res:
1447x1078 pixels (unwatermarked)
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religion, bible, left hand, left handed, lefty, lefties, left hander, southpaw, southpaws, ten commandments, moses, god, old testament, old testaments, religious, religiosity, mankoff

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC132415
High Res:
2699x3624 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
abridged, abridge, hippies, hippy, millenials, milenials, millennial, millennials, bible, the bible, genesis, genesis 1, creation, creationism, garden of eden, eden, paradise, in the beginning, religion, religions, religious, religious imagery, christian, christianity, christians, origin, original sin, sins, sin, media, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, spin off, spin-off