Bible Cartoons

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Noah's Ark Paper Airplane

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."

"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Moses' Reading Glasses

"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"

"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"

"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"

"Forget it. We're not stopping again."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

"If you've finished reading the tablets, please pass them back to the front."

Eve's Mom

"Use a five iron!"