Bible Story Cartoons

Noah's Ark Paper Airplane

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."

God Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Moses' Reading Glasses

"Don't worry, Ma - I'm too big to fail."

"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."

"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."

"And the Lord said, 'They shall gradually, so as not to cause unemployment, beat their swords into plowshares.'"

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."

Eve's Mom

"Use a five iron!"

Skyscraper/Tower of Babel

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"I preferred the Old Testament God."

"He'll have abandonment issues."

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."