Noah's Ark Paper Airplane
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adam and eve, adam & eve, book, books, publisher, publishers, publishing, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiography, autobiographical, bible, bible story, bible stories, the bible, old testament, genesis, garden of eden, inspiration, inspirations, muse, muses, inspire, inspires, inspiring"Nooo. Not my legs."
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david, goliath, investment advisor, investment adviser, investment advisers, investment advisors, investor, investors, investment, investments, money advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, bible, bibles, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament, war, wars, conflict, conflictsGod Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow
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michelangelo, the creation of adam, adam, genesis, bible story, bible stories, fresco, frescos, ceiling fresco, sistine chapel, down low, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, creation of man, art history, art historian, art historians, religious icon, religious icons"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, marry, marries, marrying, wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bible, bible reading, bible readings, biblical, bible story, bible stories, parable, parables, wrong book, wrong books, book, books, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, faux pas"Everyone wants to known what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."
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complication, complicated, complications, relationship, relationships, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, father-son, jesus, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospels, dysfunctional relationship, dysfunctional relationships, god, new testament, christianity, wwjd, what would jesus do, christian, christians"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."
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garden of eden, genesis, book of genesis, he said she said, he said, she said, story, stories, serpent, serpents, tree of knowledge, forbidden fruit, forbidden fruits, rashomon effect, lie, lies, liar, liars, self-serving, blame, blames, blaming, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, point fingers, pointing fingers, finger-pointing, god, broken law, broken laws, bible story, bible stories, creation story, creation stories"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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brush teeth, brushes teeth, brushing teeth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, serpent, serpents, garden of eden, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, tree of knowledge, fruit of knowledge, adam, eve, adam & eve, bible story, bible stories, original sin, sins, sinning"And the Lord said, 'They shall gradually, so as not to cause unemployment, beat their swords into plowshares.'"
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defense budget, defense budgets, military budget, military budgets, budget cut, budget cuts, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, military industry, military industrial complex, military industrial complexes, unemployment, unemployment rate, unemployment rates, cut, cuts, cutting, cut costs, cuts costs, cutting costs, slash the budget, slashes the budget, slashing the budget, religious right, clergy, clergyman, clergymen, preach, preaches, preaching, bible story, bible stories"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."
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adam and eve, old testament, tempt, tempts, temptations, garden of eden, forbidden fruit, serpent, serpents, bible story, bible stories, biblical, roast, roasts, roasting, spits, eat, eats, eating, snake, snakesEve's Mom
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guilt, guilts, guilting, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, parent, parents, parenting, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, put on a sweater, nice young man, approval, approve, approves, approving, torah, genesis, bible, bible story, bible stories, shpasik, jtoons"Use a five iron!"
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five iron, five irons, golf, golf club, golf clubs, burning bush, burning bushes, moses, old testament, bible, bible story, bible stories, caddy, caddies, caddie, golfer, golfers, golfing, tip, tips, advice, club selection, club selections, wisdom, prophecy, prophecies, miracle, miraclesSkyscraper/Tower of Babel
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tower of babel, skyscraper, skyscrapers, human endeavour, building site, building sites, construction site, construction sites, human limitation, human limitations, arrogance, ambition, human ambition, architecture, architect, architects, language, languages, language divide, language barrier, human cooperation, empire state building, tower, towers, urban expansion, bible story, bible stories"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."
"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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sodom, lot's wife, lot, genesis, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, bible, bibles, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, pillar of salt, ado, edith, bible myth, bible myths, shpasik, jtoons"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."
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