"Wear a helmet."
Tags:sport, sports, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, cycling, bicyclist, bicyclists, cyclist, cyclists, helmet, helmets, wearing a helmet, bike, bikes, bike safety, bicycle safety, protection, safety, staying safe, injury prevention, mountain, mountains, mountain bike, mountain bikes, mountain biker, mountain bikers, biker, bikers, guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, religion, religious, wise, wisdom, advice
"Still on your left."
Tags:gym, gyms, gym-goer, gym-goers, cycle, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, treadmill, treadmills, no escape, no escaping, escape, escapes, on your left, pace, paces, pacing, paced, keeping pace, annoying, annoyed, annoy, annoyance, sport, sports, fit, fitness, fitspo, cardio, cardio, running, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, marathon training
"Big day, Haskins. The training wheels come off.",
"Take some identification with you in case you die."
Tags:dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married life
"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."
"My wife? And a bicycle?"
"On your left."
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
Tags:commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, late, late for work, shave, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, mamil, mamils, cycle to work, cycling to work, cyclescheme, bike, bikes, rat race, the rat race
"I'm a green thief."
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, b, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, crime, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportation
"Drat! Someone stole my bike!"
"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
Tags:learn, learning, learns, remember, remembering, elephants, elephant, an elephant never forgets, elephant never forgets, riding a bike, like riding a bike, bike, bikes, cycle, cycling, cycles, bicycles, riding, rides, advice, advise, unhelpful, teach, teaching, skill, skills, remembers, forget, forgetting, combination, combine
Tags:pedalo, pedalos, racer, racing, races, raced, races, peddle, peddles, cycle, cycling, bicycling, bicycles, bicycle, cycles, competitive, leisure, leisurely, sport, sports, sporting, boat, boats, water, exercise, exercising, paddle boat, paddle-boat, pedal boat, pedal boats, pedal-boats, pedal-boat, paddleboat, paddleboats
Stone Age Bicycle Rack
"It jes' ain't natural."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, tandem, tandem bicycle, bicycle, bicycles, cycle, cycled, cycling, natural, tech, technological, innovate, innovation
"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, car, cars, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, bicycle, bicycles, motorcycle, motorcycles, dinosaur, dinosaurs, triceratops, garage
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
Tags:mamil, mamils, middle age, middle aged, middle aged men, middle aged man, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, gaining, race, racing, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crises, age, ageing, fad, fads, trend, trends, following trends, racing bicycle, racing bicycles, carbon fibre, carbon fiber, denial, in denial, unavoidable, fit, fitness, middle class, middle class life, modern life
"It was green when I went through it."
Tags:tandem, tandems, bicycle, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, traffic lights, traffic law, traffic laws, amber gambler, amber gamblers, disagreement, disagreements, impatient, impatience, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, backseat driver, backseat drivers
"I've had it with the nineties!"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, decade, decades, 90's, nineties, 1990's, 90's kid, 90's kids, bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, accident, accidents, learning, learn, teach, teaching, teacher, teachers, family, families
"I'm telling you, that thing's a death trap."
Small car with unicycle on roof.
Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes
Tags:bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, cycle, cycles, cycling, sled, sledding, sleds, sled dog, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, kiosk, kiosks, mush, mush mush, husky, huskies, malamute, malamutes, regions, region, regional, regional customs, custom, customs, weather, winter, wintry, snow, snowing, transport, alternative, alternatives, traditional, traditionally, pet, pets, exchange, exchanged, tech, technological, technology
Father and Son quality time
"It's sort of like riding a bicycle. Once you learn how, you never forget."
Budget cutbacks at Spinco bicycle messenger service.
Tags:bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, cyclists, cyclist, bicyclist, bicyclists, monocycle, monocycles, budget, budget cutback, cutbacks, cutting costs, downsize, downsizing, budget difficulties, economic difficulties, hard times, financial difficulties, financial losses, cost saving, cost saving exercises, courier, couriers
Mary Poppins sighting