"Of course, you could try another bank, if there were any other banks."
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"I'm not huffing and puffing. I'm foreclosing."
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"A group of taxpayers are here to give you your bonus, sir."
Bank - Going out of business sale!
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First Nationalized Bank
"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."
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"Don't worry, Ma - I'm too big to fail."
"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"
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"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"
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Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street
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"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
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"A percentage of your overdraft fees goes toward feeding the hungry."
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Bridgeville National Bank - Providing the correct temperature for over twenty years.
"Just because you work at a bad bank doesn't make you a bad banker."
"Release our vaults from these thy vises, We've done our time in Hell; And lead us out these endless crises Of the troubled S. & L.s."
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A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."
"Maybe I'm too big to fail, but I'm not too big to have my feelings hurt."
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"That's a charity that I've never heard of."
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