Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People
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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
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"Wear the leopard-print underwear."
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"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."
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"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."
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Litter Tray Training
'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
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"Wow! Changing them must have cost a fortune!"
"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
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"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."
"I laughed so hard I almost scent-marked."
"That one, I think, is a liver spot."
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King of the Jungle
"One final question: Do you own or have you ever owned a fur coat?"
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"And the beauty and wisdom of the Western canon—that doesn't impress you?"
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"Hey, you dropped something."
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"Diplomatic immunity, dammit, diplomatic immunity!"
"They've always scared the hell out of me."
"You should be faster."
"Are you nuts? This is what I do."
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"I'm cute, you're vicious - we'd be a great team."