"And thanks for the potluck."
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"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."
"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking."
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
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"To the nearest barbershop, John."
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"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"
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Bird draws a snake.
"I guess we didn't really think about the prospect of her burning up upon re-entry."
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"You sure you want to go the self-publishing route?"
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"Every Thursday I do her nails."
"Henry never could choose his battles."
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"You look nothing like you did through the peephole."
Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.
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"But it says 'no cover'."
"Well, I'm no legal expert but I think you have an excellent case, unless, of course, this is somehow my fault."
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"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
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"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."
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"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
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"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
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"I'm picking up a negative vibe."
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The Snowman of Eternal Damnation
"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."
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"He mistook jesting for heckling."
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"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."
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