"Wear a helmet."
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"Take some identification with you in case you die."
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"Big day, Haskins. The training wheels come off.",
"My wife? And a bicycle?"
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
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"I'm a green thief."
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, b, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportation
"Drat! Someone stole my bike!"
"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"
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"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
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"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."
Tags:sport, sports, bike, bikes, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, bicyclist, bicyclists, france, tour, tours, international, competition, competitions, competing, contest, contests, race, races, racing, athlete, athletes, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, questionable, suspicious, man, men, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, forgotten, forgetful, bad planning
"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, car, cars, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, bicycle, bicycles, motorcycle, motorcycles, dinosaur, dinosaurs, triceratops, garage
"I've had it with the nineties!"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, decade, decades, 90's, nineties, 1990's, 90's kid, 90's kids, bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, accident, accidents, learning, learn, teach, teaching, teacher, teachers, family, families
Small car with unicycle on roof.
Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes
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Father and Son quality time
"It's sort of like riding a bicycle. Once you learn how, you never forget."
Budget cutbacks at Spinco bicycle messenger service.
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Mary Poppins sighting
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
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Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack
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"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."
"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."
Tags:citi bike, citi bikes, plow, plows, plowing, bike, bikes, biking, bike rental, bike rentals, new york, new york city, sidewalk, sidewalks, plough, ploughs, ploughing, snow, snows, snowy weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, blizzard, blizzards, commute, commutes, commuting, snow plow, snow plows, snowplow, snowplows, snowplowing, public transit, mass transit
"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
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A pizza deliveryman rides a unicycle.