"Wear a helmet."
Tags:sport, sports, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, cycling, bicyclist, bicyclists, cyclist, cyclists, helmet, helmets, wearing a helmet, bike, bikes, bike safety, bicycle safety, protection, safety, staying safe, injury prevention, mountain, mountains, mountain bike, mountain bikes, mountain biker, mountain bikers, biker, bikers, guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, religion, religious, wise, wisdom, advice
"I like you in a tie."
Tags:fashion, clothes, clothing, accessory, accessories, tie, ties, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, informal, formal, casual, shirtless, wild, punk, punks, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, style, personal style, personal appearance, rebel, rebels, dressed up, fancy, sophisticated, classy, biker, bikers
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
Tags:midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, middle age, middle aged, anniversary, anniversaries, ten year anniversary, ten year anniversaries, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, biker, bikers, biking, age, ages, ageing, aging, mourn, mourns, mourning, grow old, grows old, growing old, lost youth
Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.
Tags:adult, adults, grown-up, grown-ups, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, middle aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, problem, problems, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, training wheels, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, biker, bikers, driving, riding, rider, riders, transportation
"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"
Tags:rider, riding, motorbike, motorbikes, bike, bikes, road trip, road trips, biking, biker, bikers, age, aging, old age, hippie, hippies, drama, dramas, film, films, rest, resting, rests, rest stop, pit stop, pit stops, rest stops, bored, bore, boring, bores, counterculture, countercultures, hippy, hippys, boomer, baby boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomer, baby-boomers, retirees, retirement, old, older
"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, attracting women, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, man, man, bad boy, bad boys, looks can be deceiving, businessman, businessmen, biker, bikers, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, full body art, body art, personal appearance, personal style, fashion, style, first impression, first impressions, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, dressing to impress, dress to impress, blending in, fitting in, conformity, nonconformity, modern life
"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
Tags:hell, hells, hell's, hell's angels, hells angels, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, niche, niches, group, groups, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorbike, motorbikes, biker, bikers, transportation, car, cars, decal, decals, upgrade, upgrades, flame, flames, aesthetic, winter, winter sports, ice, ice rink, rink, hockey
"It's a whole different world over here, isn't it?"
"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."
Tags:exercise, fitness, exercising, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, stationary bike, stationary bikes, stationary bicycle, stationary bicycles, cheering, greeting, imaginary, make-believe, pretend, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, biker, bikers, staying in shape, staying fit
"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."
Tags:date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, punk, punks, rock, rocks, goth, goths, biker, bikers, gang, gangs, tattoos, tattoos, mohawk, mohawks, couple, couples, culture, cultural, culture shock, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, trendy, youth, youths, youthful, kid, kids, rebel, rebels, establishment, anti-establishment, anti establishment, dinner, diner, diners, dine, dining, greasy spoon
"Wasn't that Cole Porter's motto?"
Tags:modern, modernity, modern life, modern world, trend, trendy, trends, trending, quote, quotes, aesthetic, punk, punks, leather, leathers, leather jacket, biker, bikers, fashions, fashions, fashionable, fashion police, cole, cole porter, porter, never complain and never explain, never apologize and never explain, patch, patches, punk rock, women, gossip, gossiping, gossips, choice, choices, culture, pop, pop culture
"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"
A New Jacket
Tags:biker, bikers, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycles, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorcyclists, biking jacket, biking jackets, hyper masculine, hypermasculine, hyper masculinity, hypermasculinity, toxic masculinity, leather jacket, leather jackets, bikers jacket, bikers jackets, macho men, men's outfitter, men's outfitters, mens outfitter, mens outfitters
"You need to put in 10,000 hours."
Tags:10000 hours, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, ride a bike, rides a bike, riding a bike, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, advice, biker, bikers, cyclist, cyclists, cycling, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, skinned knee, skinned knees, too much coffee man
"Snake, it's hot as hell - I rue the day we made wearing black our thing."
Tags:heat wave, heat waves, biker, bikers, biker gang, biker gangs, leather, overheat, overheats, overheating, hot day, hot days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, sweat, sweats, sweating, swelter, swelters, sweltering, black, black outfit, black outfits, motorcycle, motorcycles, motorbike, motorbikes, gang, gangs, club, clubs
Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, bicyclist, bicyclists, bike, bikes, biking, biker, bikers, cyclist, cyclists, cycling, running, harness, harnesses, creative, innovative, innovation, innovations, invention, inventions, unique, strange, unusual, idea, ideas, alternative energy, alternative fuel, green, green energy, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, vehicle, vehicles, transportation, exercise, exercising
Napa, Bellevue, McLeon
Tags:biker, bikers, biker jacket, biker jackets, biker gang, biker gangs, motorbike, motorbikes, napa, bellevue, mcleon, upscale community, upscale communities, rich, wealthy, wealthy neighbourhood, wealthy neighbourhoods, wealthy neighborhood, wealthy neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods
The Headless Horseman moves to the suburbs.
Tags:bogart creek, headless horseman, monster, monsters, movie monster, movie monsters, horror, horror film, horror book, washington irving, legend of sleepy hollow, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, halloween, suburb, suburbs, suburban, modernize, modernizes, modernizing, update, updates, updating, reboot, reboots, rebooting, remake, remakes, bike, bikes, biker, bikers, cyclist, cyclists, cycling
"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."
Tags:coronavirus, covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, protect, protects, protecting, face mask, face masks, mask, masks, face covering, face coverings, mandatory, law, the law, laws, walk, walks, walking, think, thinks, thinking, cool, ego, egos, perception, perceptions, self-centred, egotistical, risk, risks, risking, risk taker, risk takers, biker, bikers, gangster, gangsters
Sons Of Recumbency