Bill Cartoons

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"I love the convenience, but the roaming charges are killing me."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."

"I think we should all be thankful that Bill Clinton never had an inappropriate relationship with Joyce Maynard."

"As far as your bill is concerned, I've finally learned to say no."

Your Pizza Dollar

"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."

"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."

"Someday, son, all this will be mine."

"Uninsured? That needn't be a problem. We can refer you to a very fine doctor in Ottawa."

"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."

"Have a nice Administration!"

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

First Unified Church of Anti-Clinton

"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."

"Why do they keep making these?"

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"

"I'm donating a portion of your tip to charity."

"Did you pay the gravity bill?"

"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."

"Yikes! Somebody ask him if they take plastic."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."