Bill Clinton Cartoons

"Mommy can be tough like Janet Reno. But she can also be vulnerable like Al Gore."

"Well, if you were Gergen what would you tell McLarty to tell Clinton to tell Christopher to do?"

"We used to feel your pain, but that's no longer our policy."

"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"I blame the Clinton Administration."

Spring Summit; The first robin meets the First Cat.

Selections from The Janet Reno® Collection

The Patience of the American People is at an End.

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

The Paula Jones Family of Charities, or, Where That $700,000 will go.

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"Thanks so much for stopping, but we're just waiting for the M10."

"Watch yourself, Bannister! I'm like Clinton—faster than I look."

More Charts with Heart

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Top Trolls

"President Clinton's new health plan will make Americans stop feeling so bad-tempered and mean and rotten all the time, and then the pussy cats will all be very, very happy ever after."

"I didn't hear Bill Clinton say it was time for me to change."

"See you later, Debbie. Try to combine the firm yet sensitive supervision of Mr. Clinton with the strict yet compassionate stewardship of Mr. Dole."

"Ah, but wait till he's reëlected! Then you'll see principles."

"Just impeachy, thanks. And you?"

"I detect the fine hand of James Baker behind that."

Clinton's Ides of April

"How long has the Oval Office had a mirror on the ceiling?"