Billing Cartoons

Billing Cartoons

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"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

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"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."

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"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

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From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"

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"The whole is greater than the sum of its parts and labor."

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"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

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"Could you prescribe something to help me figure out my Part D drug coverage?"

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"I seek vindication." "I seek three hundred dollars an hour."

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"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

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"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."

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"Good news, Mr. Murdock! You can go home as soon as you fork over $593.50."

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"I got a second opinion on the operation—my accountant advises against it."

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"… And then he goes around town whining about how much I charged him. What ever happened to 'doctor-patient confidentiality'?''

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"Your bill—I'd like to get these numbers up."

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"Just a reminder, … I'll be billing all seven personalities together."

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"When I said the surgery was minimally invasive I wasn't talking about your finances."

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"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

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"What do you think is wrong with you and what do you think my fee should be?"

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"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."

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"I've been thinking about thinking about your case … for which I charge only half my usual rate."

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"I give you a fifty-fifty chance. Pay me up front, and I'll make it sixty-forty."

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Free Msg: Your bill is ready to view online. To pay now, login at

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"For six or more gallstones we add an eighteen percent gratuity.''

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"The procedure begins with a local anesthetic to your wallet."

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"While it's not a cure, it does mean a guaranteed income for me."

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