"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."
Tags:tenant, tenants, tenant's association, tenants' association, tenants association, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, symbiotic relationship, symbiotic relationships, bird, birds, ox, oxen, water buffalo, water buffaloes, animal kingdom, biologist, biologists, rental, rentals, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, lease, leases, leasing, leased, apartment block, apartment blocks, real estate
Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."
Tags:whales, regret, evolution, feet, growth, swim, aquatic life, mammal, whale, aquatic mammal, aquatic mammals, evolve, evolves, regrets, regretting, biped, bipedal, bipedialism, ocean mammal, ocean mammals, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, water dweller, water dwelling
"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
Tags:bug, bugs, insect, insects, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, status, status change, status changes, term, terms, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, study of bugs, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, fancy, highfalutin, pretentious, pretentiousness, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobby
"The basic building blocks of life are identical in all species."
"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."
"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."
Tags:ungulate, ungulates, hoof, hooves, hoofed, hooved, cloven hoof, cloven hoofs, goat, goats, impala, impalas, horse, horses, zebra, zebras, bias, biased jury, biased juries, convict, convicts, conviction, jury of your peers, biologist, biologists, biology, predator, predators, prey, prey animal, prey animals, tiger, tigers, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prisoner, prisoners, excuse, excuses, correctional facilities
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
Tags:tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseous
Tags:anxiety, anxious, worry, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, mental health, mental health issues, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, magnification, mental health problem, mental health problems, biology, micro biology, biologist, biologists, free floating anxiety, free-floating anxiety, gad, general anxiety disorder, microbe, microbes
A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
Tags:bat, bats, pizza, pizzas, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizzeria, pizzerias, upside-down, inverted, invert, inverts, dough, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, bread, breads, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, gravity, physics, roost, roosts, roosting, italian, italian food, italian foods, biology, biologist, biologists, design flaw, design flaws, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences
"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."
Tags:identity, identification, classification, species, taxonomy, biology, science, biologist, biologists, ethnicity, race, personal identity, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, sparrow, sparrows, american, americans, scientific name, scientific names, birding, birdwatching
"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."
Tags:clone, clones, cloning, human clone, human clones, human cloning, cloning technology, cloning technologies, cocktail party, cocktail parties, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, scientist, scientists, biologist, biologists, mad scientist, mad scientists, god, creator, divine, divine creator, divine creators, creation story, creation stories
"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."
Tags:gorilla, gorillas, male, males, challenge, challenges, challenging, ape, apes, ape society, ape societies, primatology, primatologist, primatologists, scientist, scientists, nature program, nature programs, nature programme, nature programmes, nature documentary, nature documentaries, natural world, alpha, alphas, alpha males, mate, mates, mating habits, biologist, biologists, silverback, silver-back, silver-backs
The Last Flower
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"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"
Tags:science, scientists, scientist, biology, biologist, biologists, mycologist, mycologists, mycology, fungi, mushroom, mushrooms, toadstool, toadstools, poisonous, poison, harmful, dangerous, colourful, colorful, coloured, colored, brightly coloured, brightly colored, designer, plaid, fashion, trend, trends, fad, fads, trendy, food, food safety
"You're making more at this firm than anyone else whose brain is the size of a walnut."
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, brain, brains, brain size, brain sizes, raise, raises, pay raise, pay raises, ask for a raise, asking for a raise, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, discrimination, brain size, brain sizes, unintelligent, unintelligence, intelligent, intelligence, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, salesman, salesmen, pay gap, pay gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, wage, wages, biology, biologist, biologists, animal intelligence
The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!
Tags:comestible, comestibles, food, foods, food item, food items, food science, food sciences, genetic modification, genetically modified, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, rubber, foam rubber, food business, food regulation, food regulations, biology, biologist, biologists, shelf life, shelf lives, preservative, preservatives, increasing shelf life, profit, profit motive, profit motives
"We were just wondering if you were edible."
"What ever will we think about now that the genome project is almost complete?"
Tags:genome project, genome, genomes, biologist, biologists, scientist, scientists, husband, husbands, wife, wives, colleague, colleagues, project, projects, thinker, thinkers, intellectual, intellectuals, academic, academics, thought process, focus, focused, focusing, shared interest, shared interests, shared hobby, shared hobbies
"That's so cool how they convert carbon dioxide to oxygen."
Tags:carbon dioxide, oxygen, plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, house-plant, house-plants, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, biology, biologist, biologists, biology lab, natural wonder, chemical, chemicals, photosynthesis, science teacher, science teachers, biology teacher, biology teachers
"We're not lost. Here's a map of the human genome."
"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."
Tags:food odour, food odor, smelly feet, foot smell, foot smells, dna, biologist, biologists, biology, geneticist, geneticists, genetics, dna scientist, dna scientists, scientist, scientists, experiment, experiments, experimentation, sock, socks, scientific breakthrough, trivial issues, trivialized, trivialised, important research
"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, zoo, zoos, observation, observations, boy band, boy bands, musician, musicians, singer, singers, performer, performers, scientist, scientists, observation, observations, observe, experiment, experiments, science lab, science labs, biologist, biologists, primates, zoology, zoologists, zoologist, primate, mate, mates, musical instrument, musical instruments