Biologists Cartoons

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."

"The basic building blocks of life are identical in all species."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.

"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."

"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."

The Last Flower

Evolving/Devolving

"Too much?"

"They're designer plaid, for God's sake. How poisonous can they be?"

"You're making more at this firm than anyone else whose brain is the size of a walnut."

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

"What ever will we think about now that the genome project is almost complete?"

"That's so cool how they convert carbon dioxide to oxygen."

"Guess who?"

"We're not lost. Here's a map of the human genome."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."