"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"Bring me a stem cell."
You are here.
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"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
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Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
"I suppose this is goodbye."
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"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."
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"Mom, where are we on the food chain?"
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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
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Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
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Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".
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"'Big fish eat little fish.' I like that."
"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."
"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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"Which one generates the most synapses?"
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"The basic building blocks of life are identical in all species."
"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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Sunflowers wearing sunglasses
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"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."
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"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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Ringing the Doorbell
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