Tags:surprise, surprises, bad news, ugly surprise, ugly surprises, pregnancy, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, cancer, malignant, malignancy, divorce, divorces, surprise party, surprise parties, birthday party, birthday parties, flunk, flunks, fired, firing, firings, unexpected, news, shock, shocks, shocking, surprising, unfortunate
"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"
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"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."
"I know you probably hear this all the time, but I've got a great idea for a balloon animal."
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"My parents couldn't come, so I brought two of my backers."
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"It's a balloon reminder that all joy is fleeting."
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"Thank you so much! I'll keep this in my special box of things I can't throw away for fear of hurting someone's feelings."
"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
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Every Child Gets A Baboon!
Eggerton & Peppo - Specializing in Amicable Divorces and Children's Birthday Parties
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Mom Wears Her 'Security' Shirt To The Birthday Party
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"Either the gods are angry or it's Malcolm Forbes' birthday."
Pin the fish on the bull.
A cupcake jumps out of a birthday cake.
How we got here
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A pinata identifies children in a lineup.
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"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."
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"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."
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"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"
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"Oh! You gave me such a start."
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"It's his birthday."
"I find balloons easier to grip when they're slightly deflated.
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"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."
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