"Surprise! It's my birthday."
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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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"It's a balloon reminder that all joy is fleeting."
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"Oh, Sid! You should have!"
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"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
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