Lost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
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"He's no longer here!"
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"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."
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The Three Graces
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For Today's Dad
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Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
Tags:valentines day, valentine's day, single, alone, lonely, loneliness, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate box, chocolate boxes, box of chocolates, gift giving, sweetheart, sweethearts, bitter, bitterness, takeaway, impatient, impatience, would you like a bag, shopping bag, shopping bags, greed, greedy, feb 14
"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."
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"Negotiations are going to be tougher than I thought. Your wife is being backed by Syria."
"What can I say? I was an English major."
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"I told you coming to your ex-wife's wedding was a mistake."
Tags:ex-wife, ex-wives, grudge, grudges, grudge holding, grudge holder, grudge holders, wedding, weddings, emotional baggage, messy divorce, bad divorce, divorce, divorces, ex-husband, janitor, janitors, cupboard, cupboards, cleaning, cleaners', cleaners, bitterness, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, bitterness, bitter, resentment, resentments, marital breakdown, marriage breakdown
"That's the dating guru."
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"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
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"What next?" "Don't tell me."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, repetition, repetitive, rat race, the rat race, sarcasm, sarcastic, bored, boredom, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bitter, bitterness, resentful, resentment, the 9 to 5, the nine to five
"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."
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"I can see that my having been class valedictorian still rankles."
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"Your laughter, Kevin, is decidedly medicinal."
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"I sound more bitter than I am!"
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Bob Dole's Post Cards from the Edge
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"The art lady came in and told me all people want is derivative crap."
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An in amusement park shooting gallery aims at targets labelled Westhampton, Easthampton, & Bridgehampton
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"Do you want to see where I fester?"
"If you weren't so funny all the time, I'd probably laugh more often."
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"Ten cents for a lousy five minutes", I thought, bitterly reflecting on a gentler time, when a single dime used to get me parking and a newspaper with enough left over to bribe the meter maid to let me off easy on my very first parking violation.
Tags:inflation, reminisces, reminiscing, reflect, reflects, reflecting, reflection, nostalgia, nostalgic, value, values, value of money, park, parks, parking violation, parking violations, meter maid, meter maids, parking meter, parking meters, bitter, bitterness, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, worth, think back, thinks back, thinking back, middle age, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, cheapskate, cheapskates, dime, dimes, parking ticket, parking tickets