Lost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
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last day, last days, fire, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, sacked, sacking, sackings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, restructure, restructures, restructuring, secretary, secretaries, pack up, packs up, packing up, leave, leaves, leaving, final day, final days, job, jobs, worker, workers, bitter, bitterness, anger, angry, furious"Unfortunately, the law allows me no leeway in the case of an acquittal. I have to let you go."
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virtue, virtues, virtuous, age, aging, growing old, middle age, middle-age, faith, hope, charity, graces, christian, christians, three graces, uncharitable, excited, aged, modern-life, magazine, magazine, bitter, bitterness, progress, progresses, life, jaded, unimpressed, thinking, thoughts, daughter of zeus, daughters of zeusFor Today's Dad
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bitter, bitterness, bitterly, daddy issues, daddy problems, fatherhood, fathers, fathers and sons, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, redundancy, redundant, competitive, competitively, cards, card, unemployed, unemployment, complex, oedipal complex, oedipus complex, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronises, retired, retires, retire, retiree, modern, modern family, unhappy families, family matters, modern life, greetings cards, greeting cards, father's day, fathers dayCongratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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"What can I say? I was an English major."
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grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, fewer, items or less, correction, correct, english, english major, college, college graduate, grad, graduates, humanities, job, jobs, bitter, bitterness, world of work, literature, lit major, language, language skills, literacy, literate, literacy skills, register, registers, cash register, supermarket, supermarkets, groceries, grocery store, store, stores, clerk, clerks, proof, proofread, proofreading"I told you coming to your ex-wife's wedding was a mistake."
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ex-wife, ex-wives, grudge, grudges, grudge holding, grudge holder, grudge holders, wedding, weddings, emotional baggage, messy divorce, bad divorce, divorce, divorces, ex-husband, janitor, janitors, cupboard, cupboards, cleaning, cleaners', cleaners, bitterness, revenge, vengeance, vengeful, bitterness, bitter, resentment, resentments, marital breakdown, marriage breakdown"That's the dating guru."
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guru, gurus, dating tip, dating tips, dating advice, love life, love-life, spiritualist, spiritualists, hermit, hermits, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, wise men, wise man, wisdom, wisdoms, recluse, couples counselling, relationship counselling, marriage therapy, marriage coach, dating coach, dating coaches, love life, popularity, unpopular, bitter, bitterness"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, bitter, bitterness, scrapbook, scrapbooks, album, albums, injustice, injustices, slight, slights, imagined, imaginary, insult, insults, grievances, grievance, hostile, anti-social, irritable, crabby, grumpy, moody, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill"What next?" "Don't tell me."
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offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, repetition, repetitive, rat race, the rat race, sarcasm, sarcastic, bored, boredom, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bitter, bitterness, resentful, resentment, the 9 to 5, the nine to five"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, genius grant, genius, fellows, fellows program, coffee, coffees, bitter, loss, lost, bitterness, bitterly, upset, clash, culture clash"I can see that my having been class valedictorian still rankles."
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laugh, laughs, laughter, medicinal, bitter, bitterness, bitterly, laughing, best medicine, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, heal, heals, healing, healing laugh, healing laughs"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
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old age, live forever, porches, age, aging, leisure, relaxation, rural, bitter, bitterness, afterlife, afterlives, immortal, immortality, immortal soul, die, dies, dying, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elderly, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, fear of death, mankoff"I sound more bitter than I am!"
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bitter, bitterness, first world problem, first world problems, privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, sailboat, sailboats, boat, boats, boating, schooner, schooners, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, moans, whine, whines, whining, whinge, whinges, whinging, sail boat, sail boats, rich, richesBob Dole's Post Cards from the Edge
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bob dole, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, republican nominee, loser, losers, losing, election, elections, election '96, 1996, presidential election, presidential elections, third person, rage, rages, raging, bad loser, sore loser, sore losers, bitter, bitterness, sour grapes, clinton-dole, bill clinton, reelected, reelection, re-election"The art lady came in and told me all people want is derivative crap."
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art, artist, artists, artistry, derivative, sales, seller, sellers, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, best-seller, best-sellers, best-selling, popular, pop art, popularity, crap, lowest common denominator, compromise, compromises, comprosing, art teacher, art teachers, teacher, teachers, teaching, bitter, bitterness, garbageAn in amusement park shooting gallery aims at targets labelled Westhampton, Easthampton, & Bridgehampton
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date, dating, dates, bad date, bad dates, dating disaster, funny, joke, jokes, comedian, witticism, witty, wit, put-down, put-downs, denigrate, denigrates, try-hard, bad jokes, class clown, clowns, bad relationship, bitterness, argument, argue, argues, marriage, married couple, old married couple, bickering, bicker"Ten cents for a lousy five minutes", I thought, bitterly reflecting on a gentler time, when a single dime used to get me parking and a newspaper with enough left over to bribe the meter maid to let me off easy on my very first parking violation.
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