"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."
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Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
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"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."
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"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."
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"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
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"The key is to blame the federal government without implicating this Administration."
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"So I blame you for everything - whose fault is that?"
"You saw him, didn't you? Crazy guy stepped right in front of me! No way could I stop!"
"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"
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"The new scapegoats are in."
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"It's time to stop blaming everything on the Tartars, Mr. Ragner."
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All You Need To Know: Somebody Else's Fault/Their Own Fault/Nobody's Fault.
"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."
"That's right-blame the victimizer."
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"Quit blaming your mother. And get your feet off the couch."
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"What did you expect from a failing educational system?"
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Flopsy wakes up one day and suddenly realizes why she never succeeded at anything.
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"The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself."
"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."
"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."
"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
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Excuse Cards: "If one doesn't work, try another!"