"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."
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"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
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"The employees have to assume a share of the blame for allowing the pension fund to become so big and tempting."
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Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'
"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."
"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."
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"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."
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"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."
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"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
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"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"I blame the Clinton Administration."
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"Since my mother was rarely home, I guess I blame my nanny."
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"The key is to blame the federal government without implicating this Administration."
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"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."
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"You symbolize everything that's wrong with me."
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"You saw him, didn't you? Crazy guy stepped right in front of me! No way could I stop!"
"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"
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A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.
"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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"You can't blame everything on the bossa nova."
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"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"
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An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.
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"You can't spend your political life hiding behind being Canadian."
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