Blaming Cartoons

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"The employees have to assume a share of the blame for allowing the pension fund to become so big and tempting."

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."

"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."

"I blame the Clinton Administration."

"Since my mother was rarely home, I guess I blame my nanny."

"The key is to blame the federal government without implicating this Administration."

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"You symbolize everything that's wrong with me."

"You saw him, didn't you? Crazy guy stepped right in front of me! No way could I stop!"

"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"You can't blame everything on the bossa nova."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

"Somebody tweeted."

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

"You can't spend your political life hiding behind being Canadian."