'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
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"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"
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"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
Tags:walls, wall, walled, child, childhood, children, parents, parent, parenting, toy, toys, playing, play, child's play, barrier, barriers, excessive, isolated, isolating, building, building blocks, building block, block, blocks, architecture, construction, constructions, corner, cornered, construction work, engineer, engineers, engineering, youth, youths, teenage angst, angst, anxiety, anxieties
We apologize for the inconvenience.
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Personalized Bronze Crematory Urns
Summer reading for the family.
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A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.
Input From The Front Office
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"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."
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"I'm out walking to cure writer's block. See you when the orange flowing ball collapses in immense blackness, vanishing, twinkling, cloaking the universe."
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"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"
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"His Highness is changing his relationship status."
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Tags:writer, writers, writer's block, writers block, mental block, mental blocks, inspiration, inspirations, block, blocks, author, authors, novelist, novelists, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, neighborhood, bohemian neighborhood, bohemian neighbourhood, famous writer, famous writers, famous author, famous authors, muse, muses, literary figure, literary figures, literary circles
Vice President in Charge of Block
Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
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Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block
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"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."
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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"It's your father, dear—he doesn't need a warrant."
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"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."
The end of the block is coming
"Corky's stuck on the toilet again!