"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."
"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center
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"Spare us the gory details."
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"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
"You set 'em up with one of these babies, and they're good for the night."
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"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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"I spy something red."
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"How was prom?"
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"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."
Packed Red Cells
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"You asked if I could type blood."
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A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''
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"Just because you smell blood in the water doesn't mean you have to eat."
"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."
"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."
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"...And here is the snack bar."
The Anatomy Lesson
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"The bedbugs got to me first."
A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.
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Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.
"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."
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"Forget the bloody glove for a moment; ignore all the arguments about the DNA evidence and try to remember that this case, after all, is about securities violations."
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