"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
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"Group Five May Now Board"
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"If you are travelling with small children or if you just need a little extra time, we invite you to board the aircraft at this time."
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"You're in group one, which will be the ninth group to board."
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"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."
Tags:priority boarding, first class, upper class, business class, board, boards, boarding, airport, air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airline, airlines, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, snob, snobs, snobby, travel, travels, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, pretentious, class divide, class division, class divisions, entitlement complex, entitled
"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, adolescent, adolescence, young adults, son, sons, college, colleges, university, universities, student, students, return, returning, returning home, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer break, summer breaks, summer holiday, summer holidays, boarder, boarders, boarding, bed, beds, bunk bed, bunk beds, room, rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, living at home, living with parents, exception, exceptions, renter, renters, renting, tenant, tenants, tenancy
"Once again, we're boarding only our Elite Premium passengers at this time. Thank you."
Tags:school, schools, school bus, school buses, bus, buses, kid, kids, child, children, student, students, passenger, passengers, bus stop, waiting, premium passenger, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, credit card, sky miles, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplanes, airplanes, plane, planes, air travel, travel, airport, airports, boarding, now boarding, business class, first class
"Flight 22 to J.F.K. Now boarding... Gate 46."
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, abandon, abandoned, lost, lost in the desert, airport, airports, airport announcement, airport announcement, crawl, crawling, flight, flights, missed flight, missed flights, boarding, boarding gate, boarding gates, air travel, plane travel, late, lateness, wrong priorities, bad priorities, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes
Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, big car, big cars, sport utility vehicle, sport utility vehicles, suv, suvs, s.u.v., s.u.v.s, family, families, mobile stairway, mobile stairways, staircase, staircases, jetway, jetways, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, boarding, too big, modern life, modern cars, modern vehicles
"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."
Tags:chicken, chickens, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, inconvenience, inconveniences, distraction, distractions, distracting, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, relax, relaxes, relaxing, poultry, added stress, added stresses, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting, tourist, tourists, tourism, domestic life, domesticated animal, domesticated animals, kennel, kennels, board, boards, boarding, boarding animals, boarding pets
"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."
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Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
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"Oh, look at this one—it offers grooming and inside and outside runs."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fur baby, fur babies, fur kid, fur kids, fur child, fur children, classifieds, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, grooming, inside, outside, run, runs, dog run, dog runs, boarding, kennel, kennels, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting
A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.
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"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."
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"There are no seats left together on the flight, but maybe if you make pouty faces at me I can magically add more chairs to the airplane."
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, boarding, board, attendant, attendants, air host, air hostess, air, air hosts, air hostesses, customer, customer service, annoy, annoyed, annoying, sarcasm, sarcastic, pouty, pouting, pout, seats, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, check-in, check in, airport, airports, frustration, frustrating
"Do we have time for this?"
Tags:noah's ark, noah, ark, arks, board, boards, boarding, animal, animals, two-by-two, unicorn, unicorns, delay, delayed, newsagent, newsagents, shop, shops, shopping, snack, snacks, late, flood, floods, rain, rains, raining, insist, insists, insisting, extinct, extinction, christianity, the bible, genesis, mythical creature, mythical creatues, pair, pairs, bad decision, bad decisions
"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."
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"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"
Tags:opossum, opossums, possum, possums, airport, airports, airport security, tsa, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, boarding, discrepancy, discrepancies, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, species, marsupial, marsupials, customs, customs agent, customs agents, travel, travels, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, tourist, tourists, tourism, identity, identity crisis