"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
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"Group Five May Now Board"
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"If you are travelling with small children or if you just need a little extra time, we invite you to board the aircraft at this time."
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"You're in group one, which will be the ninth group to board."
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"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."
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"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."
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"Once again, we're boarding only our Elite Premium passengers at this time. Thank you."
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"Flight 22 to J.F.K. Now boarding... Gate 46."
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Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV
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"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."
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"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."
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Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
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"Oh, look at this one—it offers grooming and inside and outside runs."
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A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.
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"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."
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"There are no seats left together on the flight, but maybe if you make pouty faces at me I can magically add more chairs to the airplane."
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