"The starred items are hot and spicy."
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"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."
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"The Woofs have it."
"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."
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"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"
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"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
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"Where are you going with this, Wingate?"
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"It has come to my attention that someone here at management level has given a sucker an even break."
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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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"All in favor?"
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"Now, just a darn minute, Fowler! You're not the only member of this board who was a victim of ritual satanic abuse!"
"Group Five May Now Board"
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"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."
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A blank board game labelled "Monotony"
"I'm hungry anyone else?"
"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."
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"We've been bought by a multi-media company. We all have to learn to tap dance."
"This isn't a priority - put our worst people on it."
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"That was classic me."
"Yes, we're all white, but we're post-racial white."
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Board of Cronies
"Well, we're waiting. See any patterns emerging?"
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