Boat Cartoons

"Only time will tell whether this merger makes sense or not."

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

My First Boat

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

"It's definitely a change of tactics, but the over-all strategy remains the same."

"Are we there yet?"

Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."

Damn Seagulls

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"You call this a knot?"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Of course I'm glad. It's just that I had a bad experience with a boat once."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"

"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."

"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"Spoiler alert."

"I say let's wait for the next one."

Syrian Boat People

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.