Home | Store | Cartoonists | Categories | Originals | Contact
Cart (0) |
Pricing | | Log in or Sign Up
Cart (0) |
Pricing | | Log in or Sign Up 
▼
Contact Information
Toll Free (US/Can):1-888-880-8357
UK:
01225 789600
Other Countries:
+44 1225 789600
admin@cartooncollections.com
Our Cartoons
CartoonistsCategories
Keywords
Advanced Search
Buying Cartoons
Log in or Sign UpMy Account
My Lightboxes
Pricing
Useful Links
AboutContact
FAQ
Licensing Agreement
Advanced Search Tips
Terms & Conditions
Content Policy
Privacy Policy
Bodies Cartoons
Bodies cartoon 1 of 57
"Someone's misfiled Harrington."
Tags:
filing, filed, files, filing cabinet, filing system, misfile, misfiled, offices, office politics, dead, deceased, died, body, bodies, corpse, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, post mortem, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, big boss, administrative, admin, administration, administrative workBodies cartoon 2 of 57
"All the body parts were locally sourced."
Tags:
local, food, organic, organic food, local food, locally sourced, sustainable, sustainably sourced, locally sourced, local food movement, locavore, locavores, eating sustainably, sustainable eating, frankenstein, literature, book, books, novel, novel, horror, horror story, horror stories, film, films, movie, movies, body part, body parts, body, bodies, science, medical, medicine, modern lifeBodies cartoon 3 of 57
"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."
Tags:
insect, insects, caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, moth, moths, marketing, marketing myth, marketing myths, clothing, fancy clothing, fancy outfit, fancy outfits, unrealistic, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations, expectation, expectations, body, bodies, media myth, media myths, eating disorder, eating disorders, outfit, outfits, clothing designer, clothing designers, clothing design, designer outfit, designer outfits, entomologist, entomologistsBodies cartoon 4 of 57
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
Tags:
women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beautyBodies cartoon 5 of 57
"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
Tags:
taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animalsBodies cartoon 6 of 57
"Doris and I both know where the bodies are buried. That's what keeps us together."
Bodies cartoon 7 of 57
"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."
Tags:
toe tag, toe tags, body label, body labels, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, identification, identifications, formal identification, formal identifications, next of kin, next-of-kin, fashion statement, fashion statements, toe-tag, toe-tags, fashions, widow, widows, murder victim, murder victims, crime victim, crime victimsBodies cartoon 8 of 57
"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"
Tags:
adam, eve, adam and eve, fat, fats, look, looks, body, bodies, tone, toning, comparing, comparison, reference, reference point, garden of eden, eden, genesis, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, book of genesis, parody, relationship, relationships, health, healthy, beauty, appearance, appearances, appear, vanity, self conscious, self-consciousBodies cartoon 9 of 57
"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
Tags:
social, social commentary, commentary, comment, critic, critical, critique, critiques, fashion, fashion industry, fashions, model, models, modelling, third world, poverty, poor, hunger, hungry, famine, famines, body issues, body, bodies, weight, weight loss, anorexia, anorexic, nervosa, linguistics, language, word play, play on words, what's in a name, disaster, disasters, compassion fatigue, ignoranceBodies cartoon 10 of 57
"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."
Tags:
groan, groaning, groans, complain, complaining, old age, aging, age, ages, pain, painful, ache, pains, aches, aches and pains, pain, sigh, moaning, aged, complaints, sighs, moving, sore, whine, whining, whines, move, moves, body, bodies, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, middle-ageBodies cartoon 11 of 57
"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
Tags:
police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, proof, crime, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, scene of the crime, murder, murders, homicide, death, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tidy, neat, bag, bags, clean, criminal, criminals, murderer, murderers, helpfulBodies cartoon 12 of 57
"I always wondered who got my transplant."
Tags:
transplant, transplants, head, heads, body, bodies, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, meet cute, meets cute, meeting cute, head, heads, disembody, disembodied, cocktail party, cocktail parties, donor, donors, swap, swaps, swapping, body swap, body swaps, body swapping, switch, switches, switchingBodies cartoon 13 of 57
"He loved the outdoors."
Tags:
death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, pallbearer, pallbearers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, nature, naturalBodies cartoon 14 of 57
Mobster Dogs Burying Bones
Tags:
mobster, mobsters, mafia, gangster, gangsters, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, murder, murders, crime scene, crime scenes, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, buried bone, buried bones, body, bodiesBodies cartoon 15 of 57
A concession stand offers bananas and steroids.
Tags:
steroid, steroids, unrealistic, animated film, animated films, goal, goals, concession stand, concession stands, concessions, treats, movie, movies, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, drug, drug use, drug user, drug users, body, bodies, unrealistic example, unrealistic examples, popcornBodies cartoon 16 of 57
"There goes that new-car smell."
Tags:
mafia, mob, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, car, cars, new car, new cars, new car smell, smell, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, auto, autos, bridge, bridges, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, bodybag, body bags, body bag, body bags, body-bag, body-bags, corpse, corpses, victim, victims, new yorkBodies cartoon 17 of 57
"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
Tags:
subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, seat, seats, seat hog, seat hogs, hogging the seat, garbage bag, garbage bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, bag, bags, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, dead, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murders, murdered, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killed, widow, widows, stuff, wife, wives, husband, husbandsBodies cartoon 18 of 57
"First of all, you mislabelled this evidence. Second, it looks like you brought the victim in for questioning."
Tags:
police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, interrogation, interrogations, questioning, interview, interviews, victim, victims, murder, homicide, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, evidence, mislabelled, label, labels, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, incompetent, incompetent, incompetence, in trouble, useless, dumbBodies cartoon 19 of 57
"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."
Tags:
pre-history, prehistory, pre-historic, prehistoric, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hoard, hoard, hoarding, horder, hoarders, messy, full, clutter, cave, caves, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, bone, bones, skull, skulls, skeleton, skeletons, body, bodies, dead, food, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, collector, collectors, storage, storage space, history, primitive, men, man, male, malesBodies cartoon 20 of 57
"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."
Tags:
sea level, sea levels, hide the body, hiding the body, rising sea level, rising sea levels, ocean temperature, body, bodies, gangster, gangsters, dock, docks, hit, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, ocean level, ocean levels, cause, global warming, climate change, cause and effectBodies cartoon 21 of 57
"Happy Earth Day, honey."
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, death, widow, widows, dead husband, dead husbands, saying goodbye, grave, graves, digging, bury, burial, burials, dead body, dead bodies, dead, body, bodies, corpse, corpses, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdered, killer, killers, killing, killed, crime, homicide, disposing, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, front yard, front yards, earth day, happy earth day, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humourBodies cartoon 22 of 57
"Ergonomic for you, maybe."
Tags:
ergonomic, ergonomics, ergonomic shape, ergonomic shapes, ergonomic chair, ergonomic chairs, uncomfortable, discomfort, horse, horses, chair, chairs, body shape, body shapes, odd shape, odd shapes, oddly-shaped, body, bodies, meeting, meetings, conference room, conference rooms, meeting, meetingsBodies cartoon 23 of 57
"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."
Tags:
religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, body, bodies, body size, big, ripped, jacked, muscle, muscles, muscular, body building, body builder, body builders, fitness, in shapeBodies cartoon 24 of 57
"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."
Tags:
angel, angels, angelic, religious, halo, ear, ears, body, body humour, businessmen, moral, morality, morals, guidance, guide, spirit guide, moral guidance, religious guidance, religion, advice, advise, advisor, adviser, advisors, advisers, advising, spiritual advisor, spiritual adviser, bodies, weird, weirdly, business man, businessmen, businessman, fairy, fairy godmother, fairiesBodies cartoon 25 of 57
"Miss Petrie dines here with Mister Burton every Wednesday evening as a condition of Mister Burton's will."
Tags:
will, wills, dead, body, bodies, corpse, corpses, widow, widows, widowed, terms of will, last will and testament, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, request, requests, last request, last requests, wife, wives, husband, husbandsMore cartoons with the keyword 'bodies'