"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"Someone's misfiled Harrington."
Tags:filing, filed, files, filing cabinet, filing system, misfile, misfiled, offices, office politics, dead, deceased, died, body, bodies, corpse, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, post mortem, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, big boss, administrative, admin, administration, administrative work
"All the body parts were locally sourced."
Tags:local, food, organic, organic food, local food, locally sourced, sustainable, sustainably sourced, locally sourced, local food movement, locavore, locavores, eating sustainably, sustainable eating, frankenstein, literature, book, books, novel, novel, horror, horror story, horror stories, film, films, movie, movies, body part, body parts, body, bodies, science, medical, medicine, modern life
"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."
Tags:insect, insects, caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, moth, moths, marketing, marketing myth, marketing myths, clothing, fancy clothing, fancy outfit, fancy outfits, unrealistic, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations, expectation, expectations, body, bodies, media myth, media myths, eating disorder, eating disorders, outfit, outfits, clothing designer, clothing designers, clothing design, designer outfit, designer outfits, entomologist, entomologists
"He has the rough outline of a good body but none of the details."
Tags:women, woman, girl, girls, beach, beaches, gossip, gossiper, gossipers, girl talk, trash talk, smack talk, talking trash, talking smack, judge, judging, judge a book by it's cover, beach body, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, summer, sun, sunny, men, man, body, body type, fitness, fit, objectify, objectification, objectifying
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
Tags:women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beauty
"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
Tags:taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals
"Doris and I both know where the bodies are buried. That's what keeps us together."
"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."
Tags:toe tag, toe tags, body label, body labels, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, identification, identifications, formal identification, formal identifications, next of kin, next-of-kin, fashion statement, fashion statements, toe-tag, toe-tags, fashions, widow, widows, murder victim, murder victims, crime victim, crime victims
"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"
Tags:adam, eve, adam and eve, fat, fats, look, looks, body, bodies, tone, toning, comparing, comparison, reference, reference point, garden of eden, eden, genesis, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, book of genesis, parody, relationship, relationships, health, healthy, beauty, appearance, appearances, appear, vanity, self conscious, self-conscious
"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
Tags:social, social commentary, commentary, comment, critic, critical, critique, critiques, fashion, fashion industry, fashions, model, models, modelling, third world, poverty, poor, hunger, hungry, famine, famines, body issues, body, bodies, weight, weight loss, anorexia, anorexic, nervosa, linguistics, language, word play, play on words, what's in a name, disaster, disasters, compassion fatigue, ignorance
"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."
"You have a wonderful body."
"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, proof, crime, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, scene of the crime, murder, murders, homicide, death, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tidy, neat, bag, bags, clean, criminal, criminals, murderer, murderers, helpful
"I always wondered who got my transplant."
Tags:transplant, transplants, head, heads, body, bodies, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, meet cute, meets cute, meeting cute, head, heads, disembody, disembodied, cocktail party, cocktail parties, donor, donors, swap, swaps, swapping, body swap, body swaps, body swapping, switch, switches, switching
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
Tags:inheritance, inherit, inherits, unwanted inheritance, will, wills, last will and testament, mother, body, body image, negative body image, self-esteem, low self-esteem, traits, trait, genetic trait, genetic traits, bad trait, bad traits, look alike, mother daughter relationship, mother daughter, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, daughter, daughters, disappointment, disappointed, jowl, jowls, arm flab, gender sterotype, death, dead, loss, rotten inheritance, bad inheritance, unwanted traits, unwanted trait, worst trait, worst traits, dna
"He loved the outdoors."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, pallbearer, pallbearers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, nature, natural
Mobster Dogs Burying Bones
A concession stand offers bananas and steroids.
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"There goes that new-car smell."
Tags:mafia, mob, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, car, cars, new car, new cars, new car smell, smell, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, auto, autos, bridge, bridges, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, bodybag, body bags, body bag, body bags, body-bag, body-bags, corpse, corpses, victim, victims, new york
"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
Tags:subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, seat, seats, seat hog, seat hogs, hogging the seat, garbage bag, garbage bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, bag, bags, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, dead, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murders, murdered, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killed, widow, widows, stuff, wife, wives, husband, husbands
"First of all, you mislabelled this evidence. Second, it looks like you brought the victim in for questioning."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, interrogation, interrogations, questioning, interview, interviews, victim, victims, murder, homicide, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, evidence, mislabelled, label, labels, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, incompetent, incompetent, incompetence, in trouble, useless, dumb
"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."
Tags:pre-history, prehistory, pre-historic, prehistoric, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hoard, hoard, hoarding, horder, hoarders, messy, full, clutter, cave, caves, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, bone, bones, skull, skulls, skeleton, skeletons, body, bodies, dead, food, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, collector, collectors, storage, storage space, history, primitive, men, man, male, males
"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."
Tags:sea level, sea levels, hide the body, hiding the body, rising sea level, rising sea levels, ocean temperature, body, bodies, gangster, gangsters, dock, docks, hit, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, ocean level, ocean levels, cause, global warming, climate change, cause and effect
"Happy Earth Day, honey."
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