"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"
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"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
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"You have a wonderful body."
"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
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"I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons."
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"Tightening the buttocks."
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"Ergonomic for you, maybe."
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The Schwarzenegger String Quartet
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"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."
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"You're tough to shop for."
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"This diaper makes my butt look big..."
"No one designs for cat bodies."
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Supermodel Katrine enjoys a quiet moment alone with her legs.
Shopping with Barbie and Ann
"The gods really love tight buns."
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"Do these abs make me look gay?"
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"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"
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Before Diet/After Diet
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All Body Shapes Are Beautiful!