"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"
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Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure
"Dinner was absolutely delicious, and thanks again for the bombers."
"Yes, we like the Yankees, but today we're all rooting for Boston."
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"Laos! Cambodia! Why can't we stay in Vietnam, where we belong?"
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Bombs falling in Nazi Germany.
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"I can't believe they're actually going to let us build the thing!"
"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."
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"Daddy! Daddy! American planes bombed a key rail depot near Hanoi and knocked out a power station today in a record number of strikes for the third consecutive day!"
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Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts
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"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."
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"You want the gimmick? Here's the gimmick. Kevin Costner won't produce it, he won't direct it, and he won't star in it."
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"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."
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"That, of course, is the military solution."
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"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."
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How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar
"This Just In."
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"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
Filling the Missile Gap
"I don't know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart."
"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."
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"But, seriously folks…."
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