"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."
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Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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"I suppose this is goodbye."
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"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"
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"What's a debenture?"
Berlitz's Learn To Speak Adult
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Born to raise interest rates.
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You Are Here
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"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."
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"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."
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"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
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The Tooth Accountant
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"Did he say the budget was going to be a zillion billion krillion dollars or a krillion billion zillion dollars?"
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"Was the Dow to die for today, or what?"
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"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."
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"Daddy's taking us out to buy a snowman!"
"Life has its seasons, Kaitlin. This is baseball season."
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"The employer-employee bond is sometimes difficult to sever."
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(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)
Space Junk Bonds
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"He put all his money in bonds that were backed by some guy named Turk."
"Long-term, I like bonds; intermediate-term I like equities; and short-term, I like scotch."
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"It is unwise to have ones assets evenly divided among stocks, bonds and lottery tickets."
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"How would you like to dabble in some very high quality junk bonds?"
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