"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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economic crash, economic crashes, market crash, market crashes, time machine, time machines, financial advisor, financial advice, financial adviser, money manager, money managers, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, bond, bonds, savings, savings account, 401k, 401ks, 401(k), pension, pensions, bear market, bear markets, great recession, recession, recessionsMarkets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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stocks, stock, stocks and shares, share, shares, invest, investing, investment, invested, investment banking, stock market, the market, market, markets, bond, bonds, premium bonds, stock exchange, exchange, broker, brokers, stock broker, brokerage, economics, economically, playing the market, austen, jane austen, regency, regency england, england, english literature, writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover"I suppose this is goodbye."
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biology, biological, biological processes, cell, cells, cell division, division, separation, romance, romantic, romantically, love, loving, split, torn, torn apart, goodbye, farewell, divide, divides, dividing, bacteria, bacterium, science, scientific, scientifically, scientist, geneticists, human biology, natural sciences, natural science, microscopic life, microscopic, relationship, bond, bonds, miss you, missing, missing you, wish you were here, goodbye"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"
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bond, bonds, family bond, family bonds, father-son activity, father-son activities, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, canoe, canoes, canoeing, rafting, raft, rafts, white water, whitewater, waterfall, waterfalls, rowboat, rowboats, rowing, bonding time, danger, dangers, dangerous, extreme sport, extreme sportsBerlitz's Learn To Speak Adult
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grow up, grows up, growing up, middle age, middle-aged, back pain, back pains, lumbar pain, lumbar pains, vocab word, vocab words, vocab, vocabulary word, vocabulary words, insulate, insulates, insulating, insulation, zero-coupon bond, zero-coupon bonds, bond, bonds, investment, investments, adult, adult world, world of adultsBorn to raise interest rates.
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interest rate, interest rates, rising interest rate, rising interest rates, fed, federal reserve, the federal reserve, janet yellen, ben bernanke, jerome powell, bond, bonds, stock, stocks, wall street, wall street trader, wall street traders, wall street trading, trader, traders, tattoo, tattoos, rebel, rebels, rebelliousYou Are Here
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business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businesperson, stock, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, bond, bonds, recession, recessions, double dip recessions, charts, charts, graph, graphs, stats, statistics, crash, crashes, fail, failed, failing, doing badly, you are here, locate, locating, location, locations, maps, map, city map, city maps"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."
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dog, dogs, bone, bones, bond, bonds, bond market, the bond market, banks, bank, banker, bankers, finance, financial sector, the financial sector, banking, premium bond, premium bonds, refuse, refusal, refused, refusals, out dated, out of date, junk bond, junk bonds, bank teller, bank tellers, savings and loans, s & l, savings and loans crisis"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."
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financial advisor, financial advisors, pirate, pirates, pirate captain, pirate captains, bonds, annuity, annuities, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
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sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, intellectual, intellectuals, intellect, couch, couches, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, bonding time, bond, bonds, kid, kids, offspring, sports equipment, shared interest, shared interests, jock, jocks, divide, division, divisions, family division, family divisions, bookworm, bookwormsThe Tooth Accountant
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tooth fairy, tooth fairies, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, bitcoin, bitcoins, mutual fund, mutual funds, investment, investments, investor, investors, hedge fund, hedge funds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, portfolio, stock market, stocks and bonds, stock, stocks, bond, bonds, negotiate, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators, long-term, long-term thinking, long-term thought, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers"Did he say the budget was going to be a zillion billion krillion dollars or a krillion billion zillion dollars?"
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budget, budgets, deficit, deficits, deficit spending, budget hawk, budget hawks, federal budget, federal budgets, debt, national debt, national debts, bond, bonds, bond market, bond markets, politician, politicians, tax and spend, policy, policies, budget policy, budget policies, bear market, bear markets, crash, economic crash, economic crashes, economics, national economy, gdp, gross domestic product, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, false promise, false promises"Was the Dow to die for today, or what?"
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television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., money, finances, business, businessman, businessmen, investor, investors, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, stock, stocks, bond, bonds, shares, investment, investments, investing, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financier, financiers, banker, bankers, bank, banks, banking, stock market, stock markets, stock market index, stock market indexes, news, media, good day, good news"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."
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money, finances, business, businessman, businessmen, investor, investors, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, dream, dreams, stock, stocks, bond, bonds, shares, investment, investments, investing, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financier, financiers, dealer, dealers, dealing, banker, bankers, bank, banks, banking, investment management, asset management, language, wordplay, word play"Life has its seasons, Kaitlin. This is baseball season."
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baseball, baseball season, summer, summer season, spring training, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball player, baseball players, fanatic, fanatics, sports fan, dad, dads, father, fathers, daughter, daughters, bond, bonds, bonding time, bonding times, life lesson, life lessons, lesson, lessons, sport fan, sport fans, sports fans"The employer-employee bond is sometimes difficult to sever."
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executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, business executives, business executive, fire, firing, fired, can, canning, canned, sack, sacking, sacked, getting the sack, laid-off, laid off, laying off, redundant, made redundant, redundancy, redundancies, separation anxiety, bond, bonds, bonded, employer, employees, loyal, loyalty, desperate, desperation, security, security guard, security guards(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)
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business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, office, offices, executive, executives, wall st, wall street, bonds, stock, stocks, economy, bad economy, off the wall, bank, banks, banker, bankers, banking, commerce, stock marketSpace Junk Bonds
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junk bond, junk bonds, bond, bonds, space junk, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, space, stock market crash, takeover, takeovers, business takeover, business takeovers, high risk, high yield, security, raise capital, raising capital, fixed income investment, fixed income investments, investor, investors, investing, space debris"He put all his money in bonds that were backed by some guy named Turk."
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bonds, premium bonds, investing, investor, investors, banking, banker, bankers, young turk, young turks, betrayed, betrayal, betrayals, duped, con, cons, conned, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, destitute, lost money, losing money, modern life"Long-term, I like bonds; intermediate-term I like equities; and short-term, I like scotch."
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bond, bonds, equities, equity, banker, bankers, bank, banks, investment, investments, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, men, man, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, scotch"It is unwise to have ones assets evenly divided among stocks, bonds and lottery tickets."
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stock market, the stock market, stock and shares, investor, investors, investing, bond, bonds, lottery tickets, lottery ticket, poor investment, poor investments, investment advice, investment advisory, investment advisers, asset management, playing the lottery, advice, good advice, irresponsible, irresponsibility, banker, bankers"How would you like to dabble in some very high quality junk bonds?"
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money, finances, personal finances, financial advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, stockbroker, stockbrokers, bond, bonds, junk bond, junk bonds, high quality, high-quality, high-risk, wall street, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, banker, bankers, banking, customer, customers, customer service, service