"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
Sharkman to the rescue!
"Have you seen his sippy skull?"
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"Your call is important to us."
Tags:call line, call lines, call-line, call-lines, helpline, helplines, help-line, help-lines, skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, corpse, police, policemen, policeman, detective, detectives, crimes, crime scene, crime scenes, customer service, customer services, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers, hold, put on hold, wait, patience, patient
"Now, now, Ruffy, if you'll spare me the threats I'll spare you the legal jargon."
"You've changed, Howie."
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, neglect, negligence, negligent, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, abandoned, forsaken, abandonment, forsake
"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, guest, guests, visitor, visitors, tea, afternoon tea, show-off, showing off, mastodon, mastodons, mammoth, mammoths, tusk, tusks, history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, ice age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, fossil, fossils, bone, bones
Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinction, extinctions, climate change, climate change deniers, climate change denier, climate change denial, climate change scepticism, climate-change, climate-change denial, climate-change denier, climate-change deniers, asteroid, extinction level event, extinction level events, mass extinction, mass extinctions, fossil, fossils, bone, bones, dinosaur bones, blissful ignorance, unawareness, unaware, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, skepticism, climate change skeptic, climate change skeptics, climate scientist, climate scientists
"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."
"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."
Tags:dog, dogs, bone, bones, bond, bonds, bond market, the bond market, banks, bank, banker, bankers, finance, financial sector, the financial sector, banking, premium bond, premium bonds, refuse, refusal, refused, refusals, out dated, out of date, junk bond, junk bonds, bank teller, bank tellers, savings and loans, s & l, savings and loans crisis
"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."
Tags:anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, dog, dogs, canine, canines, talking dog, dog doctor, canine doctor, animals, animal, talking animal, talking animals, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bones, bone, bone marrow, medical test, medical tests, medicine, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, health insurance, national health, patient, patients, hospital bills, medical bill, medical bills, health
"He was my first patient."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's office, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospital, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointment, patient, patients, first patient, dead, death, skull, skulls, bone, bones, medical, medicine, bad doctor, bad doctors, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, incompetent doctor, incompetent doctors, questionable, malpractice, medical malpractice, health care, healthcare
Bow Wow Bubble Bones
"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bone, bones, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, yard, yards, doghouse, doghouses, have it all, lucky, fortunate, well-off, rich, wealthy, happiness, happy, unhappy, money can't buy happiness, meaning of life
"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."
Tags:pre-history, prehistory, pre-historic, prehistoric, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hoard, hoard, hoarding, horder, hoarders, messy, full, clutter, cave, caves, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, bone, bones, skull, skulls, skeleton, skeletons, body, bodies, dead, food, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, collector, collectors, storage, storage space, history, primitive, men, man, male, males
Centipede with a broken leg
Lost and Found: "Bone loss? You've come to the right place."
A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.
Tags:scary, scared, threat, dread, threaten, threatening, terrify, terrifying, halloween, scary skinny, thin, skinny, bones, skeleton, skeletons, adult fear, adult fears, adulthood, adult hood, modern life, modern, adulting, existential dread, existential, scary tan, tanned, tanning beds, sun burn, sun burned, shrivel, shrivelled, scary fat, morbid, morbidly obese, obese, obesity, scary smart, smarter than a, brainiac, prodigy, genius, geniuses, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks
"Explain something to me. Are 'boned' and 'deboned' the same thing?"
Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, history, science, dino, dinosaur, dinosaurs, tyrannosaurus rex, t-rex, bone, bones, skeleton, skeletons, display, displays, archaeology, vertebrae, tail, tails, bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, bicycle rack, bicycle racks, bike rack, bike racks, rack, racks, storage, modern life, innovation, innovations, innovative, new use, new uses, creative, visitor, visitors
"Bone density looks good."
"Do I hear eighty-five?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bone, bones, auction, auctions, auctioning, auctioneer, auctioneers, auction house, auction houses, bid, bids, bidding, bidder, bidders, money, cost, costs, price, prices, sale, selling, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification
"But, when she got there, the cupboard was bare. It was then I discovered that bones were not an entitlement."
"This meeting was called in order to discuss the meat. It has been pointed out that there is no more meat. A motion has been made to fight over the bones."