Bonuses Cartoons

Bonuses Cartoons

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Bonuses cartoon

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I chose the one that said, 'Mergers, acquisitions, incredible bonuses.'"

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"I think I should warn you that the flip side of our generous bonus-incentive program is capital punishment."

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"A group of taxpayers are here to give you your bonus, sir."

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"These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm - and this is a match."

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"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

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"I enjoyed the sauna very much, and may I say this is the friendliest bank in my whole business experience?"

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Main Street Bonuses

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"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."

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"Morris, did you forget to schmeer Carlos for Christmas?"

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"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

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"Well, if there's not going to be any bonus, how about some reparations?"

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Loose Change

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"Casual Payday."

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"Instead of bonuses this year let's cut down a tree in each Employee's name."

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"Listen - we just stay silent and look remote and concerned and dignified, and we keep the damn bonuses."

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"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

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"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."

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"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."

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"Oh, oh! There goes our Christmas bonus."

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"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."

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"If you have any questions about our health-care plan, take it up with the Supreme Court."

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"All right, Miss Barcher, you can start sending them in one at a time."

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"I'd be upset, too, if they replaced my golden parachute with a dirty rolled-up carpet."

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"In my day, there was no reward for incompetence."

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